Strap Yourself In, Mr. Winds of Change, this a tender little message for you from across the waves, this from your American admirers:

Submitted by der Alleswisser (United States), Dec 21, 2008 at 11:07

Really? Don't get too comfortable thinking all Americans are as pliant and stupid as those of the Dhimmicratic party, such as Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton - appease - Muslims - in the Balkans - and - they - will - abandon - fourteen - centuries - of - aggression - against - the - rest - of - the - world - and - all - of - a - sudden - be - nice - and - stop - being - Jihaddist - demonic - evil. Oh yes, we have the Dhimmicratic party, those feckless fools who FDR would get up out of that grave and then get out of that wheelchair and kick them in the teeth if he but could.

But Muslim, let me explain something very carefully to you, and listen very carefully (well, read...) what I say to you. I know that something big is coming from your evil so - called religion which is nothing more than devil worship. I have read many books about you and your al Taqiyya "Its ok to lie cheat steal kill NonBelievers but not so to Believers." I understand well what the Verse of the Sword says. I have read of one Islamic who says that destroy 29 targets and America will just give up. And I understand how you can come to this conclusion by listening to the likes of Harry Reid and the other Dhimmicrats.

And I know you are gloating about what happened November 4 on Election day. You must be very optimistic indeed. And I can come up with a pretty good list of what those 29 targets are: Fort Bragg, Norfolk, Manhattan, LA, DC, ... You had better make it good, because if myself or others like me ever get the upper hand, there will be no more Islam. Now I do not mean that I would destroy all of you, I know that the majority of Muslims are victims of this evil hatred Quran thing you are possessed by, and I would take every possible measure to rescue them. A process of "Culling" the good from the evil. My religion really goes by no name, you will not find me in any congregation on a Sunday morning, as a matter of fact, it is 10 am Sunday morning as I type this to you. I have even amused myself at times by recording myself as a "Retired Baptist" on forms. I tell jokes, lots of jokes. But this is not a joke.

My religion is one that I feel I do not need to sit in any congregation and have someone else tell me about religion, as I feel I am smart enough to figure out what is right and wrong myself, and my religion can be summed up by this: "Do the very best for the man standing in front of you, you do not have to make sacrifices to appease any God. If you truely strive to make the lot of everyone you touch a better one, have done the very best that you can to mitigate their misery, then you are a righteous person and you should sleep well indeed." None of this Islamic evil garbage of "Slay the Unbeliever whereever you find him, ... if he converts, says the required prayers...then let him go his way." Basically, Convert or Die or Dhimmicratic....This I understand and I and others of my ilk will deal with you very sternly indeed.

So that big attack you are planning, let me point out just one little thing for you on this. Are you not aware of the destructive power of a single American ICBM submarine? Just one of them, do you truely not understand what it can do to the Islamic world?? Forget about all the other stuff, focus on that single submarine off your shores, sitting silently, not detectable at all because of the world's best technology, technology that dwarfs anything the Islamic world has, ever has had, and ever will have, due to your evil religion. So you buy your stuff from the likes of North Korea, Russia, and of course our good friends, the French, but call it arrogant if you will, their stuff is not as good as our stuff. I do not think Iran is aware of just how close they are to a world with no Iran.

So let's indulge in a bit of fantasy for a moment, pretend world, if you well. Let's say that by some unexplainable event, I am now King, or Grand Exhaulted Poobah, ... and that I call all the shots. My first action is to say to Akdmenishitmajad and the Iranians, "you have xxx days/hours/...to overthrow your govenment. And at the moment that the clock strikes 12, that submarine that I was telling you about, .... Iran, you have talked about a world without America, but now I tell you that if you do not overthrow the fanatics, the evil that governs you, welcome to a world without Iran."

Now, does that explain it well enough for you? Have I equivocated or failed to convey to you in a way that you can understand my message to you, Mr. Winds of Change?" I am not a Harry Reid PC girly guy type, and there are others like me. We simply are not in power now, more because of a triumph of Hope over Experience with regard to the Islamic world. We hope, and want it to be true so badly that Islam can be coexisted with, that it somehow, in spite of its evil book, that somehow Islam will find enlightenment and join the civilized world. If only this were true.

Now let me address one of humanity's true heros of all time, the Israelites. Unfortunately, you do not have the kind of submarine with ICBM's mentioned above (or do you, it just occurred to me that you may at least have some capability here, and I hope you do, because you need it, most unfortunately, you do need this...). And so you cannot issue the warning to Iran to overthrow the evil or be destroyed, as if you are to premptively attack Iran, you have put your airmen who will carry this out in more danger.

I hope that you understand that you face an existential threat from Iran, and that you simply cannot wait to take the first shot from Iran before you respond. You survivors of the Holocaust, which the bearded demonic buzzard who runs Iran claims never happened, this in the spirit of "Anything is Possible if you do not know what you are talking about." Israel, it is truely tragic, but you simply do not have the luxury to wait on Iran, you must destroy at least the nuclear capability of Iran, even if you choose to temporize as to the fate of the Iranian nation.

I understand fully that there are decent Iranians there who are but victims of the religion. I have known many Iranians, and when away from the collective evil of their religion, they can be as pleasant and sane as anyone. But having said that, we are confronted with the fact that the Iranian people in 1979 rose up and established the so called Islamic Republic, it the single most evil regime in the history of mankind. Sorry Adolf, Little Pot Belly Kim, you are not at the top of this heap. So this, you will likely temporize on, but keep the above in mind about what happened in 1979, as it simply is not right to put the Israeli people in harm's way because of the good Iranian people.

1979, do not forget 1979. Victims of Islamic agression since 610 AD when Muhammod went up on that mountainside and started hearing voices, Israel, you simply cannot wait much longer on the nuclear threat of Iran. You cannot even wait until January 20th, because you frankly cannot assume Barack Obama is your friend. I hope he proves this wrong, but for now, that is all it is, hope, and let us hope that Change and Change for the Better are the same things here. Israel, before January 20th.

But let me close this charming little sharing of ideas with you, Mr. Winds of Change. I do understand the grave nature of the above comments, and know you well that this viewpoint comes from reading many books on Islam, watching dvd movies such as "Obsession: Radical Islam's War Against the West," "Islam: What the West Needs to Know About Radical Islam," "Suicide Killers," "Islam Against Islamics,".....and much reflection about what all of this intake implies. All this since 9/11, as I was woefully naive and ignorant about Islam before then.

And I will tell you that if you think all Americans are like Harry Reid, well you just strap yourself in and get a load of me, and others like me. I will tell you "I do not have an attitude problem, YOU HAVE A PERCEPTION PROBLEM." And you have probably picked up on that I tell a lot of jokes, yes I do. But Islamics, tthose 34% who are hopelessly evil, this is not a joke I am telling you. One of my jokes I play on my non - American friends is this: "I know you think Americans are arrogant, you don't like Bush or whatever, but we really are sensitive, humble, love thy neighbor kinds of folks. I cannot adequately express this to you, and so I am going to let Denis Leary sing this charming little song for you that conveys just how sensitive and caring Americans really are, not at all arrogant, pushy, any of that. So please take a few moments to watch and hear Mr. Leary's tender poignant song about Americans at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPnv8UvKFzc . Yes, that is just a great big joke for my non American friends, and for you, Mr. Winds of Change, it is not a joke. Mr Leary says very well what I have to tell the Demonic Fanatic 35% or so of Islamics, enjoy the song. And do not forget about that submarine.

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