Former Immigration Requirement; Being Noncommunist

Submitted by Robert (United States), Oct 5, 2015 at 19:17

Our Statue of Liberty open-door to everybody to immigrate to the United States end quite a while ago (though Daniel Pipes finds fault with the insufficiency of the restrictions).

For a long time, you could not immigrate to the United States if you were a Nazi, or a Communist.

I suggest a simple test, on the application of all Middle Eastern applicants for Asylum or Refugee status to the United States: (1) Draw a beautiful, respectful, picture of M... (you know who); and (2) if you're a woman, a photograph in a Bikini, and G-String, and Topless (optional); this will not be an absolute requirement, but would get the applicant "to the front of the line." However, upon arrival, the applicant would need to be examined by a medical doctor - to insure that the image does correspond to the applicant. Of course, Sexual Orientation (being Muslim or Middl;e Eastern and not "staight") would also help an applicant to get to the front of the line.

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