Assignment of Condition: IRAN = CONFUSION

Submitted by David (United States), May 9, 2006 at 17:19

IRAN IS HEREBY ASSIGNED THE CONDITION OF CONFUSION

(the lowest possible operating state in this universe)

Dear President and people's of Iran:

Because of the history of your nation treating the United States as a knowing and avowed ENEMY (which she is not) we the people of the United States must REQUIRE of you and your people to do the following steps before we will even consider the beginnings of "normal" operations which your Presidents letter to our President assumes. NORMAL is the WRONG condition - you are NOT in normal condition with America and most of the worlds nations, if we apply the wrong condition, we will only fail.

If, however, your nation is TRULY interested in rejoining the family of man, then we require of you to consider the following:

IRAN is and has been for the last 30 years locked into the lowest condition possible, CONFUSION - From your countries INVASION of our sovereign U.S. Embassy in 1979 and the barbaric taking of human beings has 'hostages' shows malevolent intent of the lowest kind. Iran has plotted and further destabilized other nations and peoples around the world, she has sunk below the conditions of TREASON and ENEMY and is now dumped at the lowest rung possible for any sentient being or nation: CONFUSION.

Iran's stated desires to produce nuclear energy for "peaceful" purposes is viewed with utter distrust, contempt, fear, and outright hostility - for a modern people in a modern age to grapple with the likes which has shown only hatred and contempt for the modern world's ideas, standards, and ethics to then demand the right to advanced technology is impossible to reconcile. Therefore, we the people of the United States proclaim the assignment of the nation of IRAN to be found in the CONDITION OF CONFUSION - until such time as she has completed the formula for the condition successful resolution - she will not be granted the rights and privileges of membership to the family of man.

The steps for the condition are as follows:

"FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE"

For an individual this would be an easy matter of taking a look at one's immediate surroundings - with a NATION it is however somewhat more complex, but the idea would still be the same: "FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE - relative to where your country/tribe/group used to be, compare your nation/tribe/group/self to itself in the past, along the order of decades or generations, take the time to inform yourself properly of your nations history, long term then short term - discuss this amongst yourselves in conferences, assess its history honestly and openly. Announce this process to your general populace - you Mr. President of Iran are the one held RESPONSIBLE for your country so it is up to you to do this.

Upon doing this you are to WRITE UP THE ENTIRE PROCESS describing what it is that has occurred to you in the doing of this step. You are then instructed to officially and formally turn it in to the INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE REPRESENTATIVE [to be assigned] who will evaluate its completeness and either accept or reject it. Upon acceptance you will be then UPGRADED to the CONDITION OF ENEMY and will at that time be given the official formal steps to work out of that condition. If your write up is rejected, it will up to you to REDO that step and resubmit the results.

If this condition is not worked out of IRAN will NEVER work out of its current CONDITION. Conditions are established by "ALLAH" if you will, and therefore, we, as human beings really have no say in the matter at all, ours is only to SUBMIT to them. These conditions may have been unknown to prior profits, yet the CONDITIONS existed and their laws still functioned then as they do today. The higher conditions of "Normal" "Affluence" and "Power" - are possible to anyone but this must be approached properly and carefully one step at a time.

Mr. President, you and your NATION have MUCH work to do, but the rewards could be great - and for those who believe or even hope to return to Earth in a future chance, those could expect a better existence because of what is done here and now.

Good Luck?

David

Acting INTERNATIONAL

JUSTICE

REPRESENTATIVE

@ EARTH @

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