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Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jan 10, 2007 at 07:25

But my dear RV this earth has existed for 4 billion years. So what is 1400 years when compared with 4 billion years? And what took Allah so long to send his rasul the Arabian warlord and caravn raider? You tell us. The ancient Egyptian religion lasted for about 3000 years a lot longer than islam but it is gone. Islam will be defeated in the market place of ideas too.

And to answer your question I do see the following conversation between Muhammad and Marx some place up in the sky:

Marx: "Ya Abul Qasim tell me why did communism last for only 142 years as per our friend RV who is no tablighee?"

Muhammad the caravan raider and Arabian warlord thinks for a minute: "I'm glad you ask our dear Marx (PBUH). Yes you and i could have been good allies but the real secret was I believed that a religion is indeed the opium of the masses, but never tell the masses so. If human beings believe that the God of the universe sent me this earth as his rasul they can believe anything. You? You told them that religion is the opium of the masses! It means that even your religion of communism was nothing but opium. Not very good my dear Marx (PUBH). Remember: Never tell the truth"

Marx: "But my dear Muhammad, oh may I call you abul Qasim? But religion is the opium of the masses ya abul Qasim"

Muhammad: "My dear marx (PBUH) you can call me Abul Qasim (Muhammad now mummbling under his breath: damn you ibn Ishaq) you are correct but you do not have to tell the stupid masses the truth."

Marx: "But this is dishonest ya abul Qasim."

Muhammad: "But who says that there is anything honest in religion? And where did honesty get you?"

Marx: "So why did my religion of communism last only for 142 years as per our dear RV?"

Muhammad: "Well the secret is in the jizya! Tax the infidels to death. And keep the stupid masses busy praying 5 times per day, and perfoming al-Hajj and you must admit my dear Marx (PBUH) this hajj was good for the tourism in Mecca. I know you believe that the Qur'an is poor literature and it is a confused and confusing book and it is but you do not have to tell the masses so you can tell them it is kitab mubeen written in 3Arabi faseeh. And remember that human beings are tupid. Oh I forgot: first loot what infidels have and then claim that 1/5 of the loot goes to you and to the God of the universe. The 4/5? it goes to your followers. They will like it very much. Imagine looting, raping and ensalving the infidels. It is just great. Also tell them that if they fight in the cause of Allah and die they will get 72 virgins and ghulman in heaven"

Marx: "But Abul Qasim would people believe this nonsense?"

Muhammad: "They sure do and they sure did."

Marx; "You make lots of sense ya abul Qasim. I should have included in the communist manifesto that those that die in the cause of communism will get 72 virgins in heaven or boys (ghulman) if they wish. And oh I like the idea of this jizya tax. Can I get my people to do lunch with your people? It seems that we can learn a lot from you."

Now we hear someone yelling in the back ground: "break is over back to the salt mines."

And what is wrong with you being a tablighee my dear RV?

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