Madness: or Monty Python's Flying Circus? The Islam Sketch

Submitted by Guy leven-Torres (United Kingdom), Aug 7, 2007 at 07:06

My wife works for the British NHS. She is a black South American Roman Catholic. The local management want their staff to wear Islamically sensitive clothing (The Burka) according to rumour. And knowing the rumour machine in matters like this, it is probably correct: watch this space!

Under latest EU regulations, when I am buried, I will be buried facing Mecca even though I am a Christian with strong beliefs and think Islam anathema, indeed satanic. I am also Islamaphobic having had it thrust down my throat for the last seven years every evening, by the British Islamic Broadcasting Corporation. Even when I move to a new house now, the toilet will face away from Mecca.

So thousands of Britons and others have to die beacuse the Moslems visting our dirty wards refuse to clean their hands to prevent infection from MRSA. What with NHS staff composed of ignorant white school leavers who think that Hygiene is a 'cool' greeting anyway, one will no doubt see the deathrate treble.

Now we have to be refused drugs that contain elements banned by Moslem Sharia law! One of these is thyroxine that I have to have to stay alive!

Where does all this end?

If I protest I get arrested for racism? If I go into hospital I die from MRSA. or lack of thyroxine.

Ken Livingstone the London Mayor wants to spend £50,000,000 on a new Mega Mosque using taxpayers' money on the site of the 2012 London Olympics. A petition was raised objecting to this. The girl blogger 'English Rose', who is not a member of the British National Party by the way ,was threatened and bullied by the British Press. The police are investigating the petition to stop the mosque being built. As I signed it, no doubt I will be receiving a visit from 'Plod' (British Police) because I dared to do something: protest.

Perhaps when I am ill I could get a bed in the new Mega Mosque?

Anyway if things carry on like this, there is no need to worry because we will all be killed in the coming Civil War anyway!

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