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How to Save our President from the Just Wrath of the Offended Iranian Leader

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Submitted by Anatoly Tsaliovich (United States), Jul 1, 2009 at 01:15

Let us hope and pray that the following IMMEDIATE actions could save our President and the Iran appeasement process.

1. Our President must immediately and publicly express his apologies to the mullahs for insulting them. A special apology is due personally to the Iranian President for the friendship letter that the US President sent to his boss, while not copying the Mr. Ahmadinedjad in the distribution (this is not confirmed).
To compensate Iranian people for the harm incurred, the US President should offer personally to clean Mr. Ahmadinedjad's house (the toilet cleaning is negotiable) and take out the garbage.

2. Mr. Obama should immediately reject his past misguided Sunni and Christian allegiances, repent, adopt the only true religion of peace — Shiitism, and pledge all of this 3d- world- country (USA) capabilities to speed up the return in our time of the Hidden Imam Mahdi with his company of chosen ones .

3. The former president Carter must be dispatched to Tehran to push for reconciliation, since he has great practical experience working with that county's politicians. His work will be easier if he will unequivocally blame the Jews and the Zionist entity for misleading the American Government, and pledge temporary insanity which led our President to a terrible misstep.

4. United States should also compensate both warring parties in Iran, by giving each one nuclear weapons (the exact number of atomic bombs given to each party should be negotiated at the United Nations forum, but in any case, it should be sufficient to wipe Israel off the map).

Only then the American Great Satan may start praying for forgiveness! However, the Little Satan will still be not forgiven.

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Title Commenter Date Thread
How to Save our President from the Just Wrath of the Offended Iranian Leader [279 words]Anatoly TsaliovichJul 1, 2009 01:15158286
The Iranian Regime requires USA bashing to stay in power [83 words]David GoshenJun 29, 2009 16:00158212
Let Obama and Ahmadinejad get ready for their Act II, Scene 1 [20 words]M.D'SouzaJun 29, 2009 11:25158196
Obama discrediting USA [297 words]kamekishJun 29, 2009 02:03158172
Still wanna talk, Obama? [142 words]SusanJun 29, 2009 00:50158170
Obama, Wake Up ! Muslims are our enemies ! [140 words]Clarence PuckettJun 29, 2009 00:16158167
re: Clarence [56 words]n_Jun 30, 2009 14:08158167
Qualify "Muslims" [203 words]clarence puckettJun 30, 2009 22:27158167
hmm... [64 words]n_Jul 2, 2009 16:35158167
Now they can't complain that the US didn't respect them [215 words]Rachel GarberJun 28, 2009 22:06158160
Ahmadinejad threatens Obama- From One Brother to Another. [130 words]Anne-USAJun 28, 2009 18:56158144
bertrand russell [50 words]
w/response from Daniel Pipes
kenn benoitJun 28, 2009 16:36158139
Disappointment [120 words]Seymour LiptonJun 28, 2009 15:39158136
invective between Ahmadinejad and Obama [53 words]Sol ShalitJun 28, 2009 14:34158135
Obama: Floundering in dangerous waters [88 words]Rebecca MouldsJun 28, 2009 14:22158133
Speaking of mind boggling... [224 words]SnowhuouVSep 12, 2009 21:26158133
Please consult your psychiatrist [60 words]Rebecca MouldsSep 14, 2009 07:42158133
One more thing . . . . [13 words]Rebecca MouldsSep 14, 2009 07:44158133

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