"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit"

Submitted by Ephraim Lior (United States), May 20, 2005 at 21:43

I can imagine that it is possible to throw a book into John Latrine, but to be "flushed down the toilet" something must have s-like physical properties.

It is amazing that nobody questions the physicality of this accusation.

Too bad, Jonnie died. He would say, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

With plumbing regards,
Shadik.

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