All Those White Guys Are All Alike

Submitted by Dave (Canada), Jul 23, 2015 at 17:19

You know, Dante, Hegel, Marx, Pipes, Shakespeare, they're just white guys. They think that they're the greatest, but we all know that they're just a bunch of losers. With their pasty skin and nerdy reading glasses, they're no match for the Muslim hordes who could easily wrap them in pita bread and have them for lunch.

The reason that they're always putting down non-whites is because of they're just jealous that they can't get the good looking babes. Eat in the cafeteria of any university, and that's obvious. They just like to sit around and brag about the old days, when they were called Effendi and their servants made them tea, but someday soon they will be all be working in call centers for low pay and helping users in Raqqa. Ha!

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