Some of Danny Danon's signal accomplishments at the UN

Submitted by Dave (United States), Sep 6, 2022 at 08:10

-Successful Passage of Resolution 3564: Kishke will now be served in the UN cafeteria.
-After a protracted and heated debated in the General Assembly, the UN gift shop will now sell colorful plastic dreidels made in Israel.
-Unanimous passage of a motion to add Jewish holidays to all the other ones, ensuring that UN employees will seldom actually have to show up for work.
-Ambassador Danon breaks the glass ceiling and becomes chairman of the Security Council's Building and Maintenance Committee.
-Danon is presented with the Good Sport Award by the UNHRC for his ability to retain his unflappable good humor during Happy Hour at TGI Friday's after Israel has been routinely pummeled during working hours.

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