Warning - Politically Incorrect Post

Submitted by Heather Clark (Canada), Dec 12, 2005 at 11:17

Who knew?!

Christmas was abbreviated to "text message" - X-mas - before it actually came into being!
Not satisfied, the "X" met its demise, replaced by "Hpy Hdys".
If I mouth that out, that sounds like "Happy Hades".

Christ is not so slowly (but most assuredly), being eradicated from what was once regarded as Christian "holy days" (holidays).

The Cross Christ died upon for our sins?

It has been replaced by a rabbit that lays eggs, hiding them, which prompts one to go looking for them in places no one wants to go. The family cat is upset, the dog is wondering why you'd look between its legs, and the gander is wondering why its getting goosed.
(oh the irony!)

The Day of His Birth?

Replaced by an obese, hirsute, near-sighted white male, garbed in an ill-fitting red suit with fluffy white trim, who drops himself into your chimney, not necessarily invited, further feeds his obesity by eating all foodstuffs not nailed down, is cruel to animals by making them work 24hrs straight, leaving them to stand on icy roof-tops, incurring anterior cruciate ligament tears, only to climb back in the sled spurring the poor beasts onto the next home where he drops off more inappropriate gifts (ties, ill-fitting socks, yet another basket of bath beads, so-called literature from "Oprah's Book Club"),

That is what the West, the politically correct has done to Christianity.


Thank you, Mr. Pipes. I love your "voice".

Merry Christmas,
Heather Clark
Toronto, Canada

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