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Reader comment on item: Al-Qaeda Invites Me to Join Its Ranks
Submitted by linda (United States), Sep 3, 2006 at 22:19
This is hilarious. Busy with work and worries of a normal human being, this was a much needed laugh. I'm picturing Johnny Walker, Cat Stevens and Heavy Metal disgruntled type guy Adam in a room with Osama bin Laden. This isn't only funny, it's really weird. Why would this silly guy name people he knows would never join his band of clowns? What was the purpose of naming them? Doesn't he know that ignoring people is the best way to get their goat? What in the world was he thinking? Brings back memories of high school. Hey, Adam, you're only comical when you point your finger in the way your idiot master does -- do you really think anyone's taking you seriously?
In walks in Pipes, Emerson, Spencer, Horowitz, and the others, saying, "I want to join you, brother Adam." Very weird.
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| What a great offer to Mr. Pipes! [98 words] | Muslim | May 6, 2015 06:25 | 223194 | ||
 And Then; Maybe It's Not So Great [167 words] | M. Tovey | May 7, 2015 19:23 | 223194 | ||
| re: invitation to Islam [78 words] | John Gehrke | Apr 26, 2015 15:32 | 223095 | ||
| 1 | Good riddance: Adam Gadahn is enjoying his fist full of raisins in heaven [29 words] | dhimmi no more | Apr 24, 2015 07:23 | 223054 | |
| A Dangerous Man [134 words] | Rebecca Moulds | Oct 10, 2008 23:04 | 139907 | ||
| As I said- unfortunately. [81 words] | Ynnatchkah | Oct 10, 2008 04:13 | 139864 | ||
| If it was a drone that got Gadahn ... [21 words] | Victor Purinton | Sep 24, 2008 15:13 | 139102 | ||
| If there is no message it will be taken as near certain confirmation that Gadahn dead. [23 words] | Ynnatchkah | Sep 9, 2008 23:47 | 138210 | ||
| What made Adam Gadahn convert in such a magnitude? [42 words] | Ynnatchkah | Sep 9, 2008 14:21 | 138189 | ||
| Just a suggestion [108 words] w/response from Daniel Pipes | Katherina | Jul 11, 2008 17:32 | 134895 | ||
| million dollar bounty [397 words] | Gabrielle | Jun 15, 2008 07:13 | 132193 | ||
| 1 | FBI is Wrong on Adam Gadahn [505 words] | Lame Cherry | Jun 10, 2008 15:32 | 131677 | |
| 1 | Call for the Conversion of Osama bin-laden and Adam Pearlman [45 words] | Straight_Talk_Luigi | Jun 10, 2008 11:03 | 131656 | |
| Insanity reigns supreme [23 words] | Californian | Jan 6, 2008 21:39 | 117620 | ||
| Gimme a break [244 words] | Jay | Dec 21, 2007 11:35 | 116750 | ||
| jay [162 words] | btilly | Jul 18, 2008 09:21 | 116750 | ||
| Tears [68 words] | Ynnatchkah | Oct 17, 2007 17:00 | 111716 | ||
| 1 | Daniel Pipes is a Warrior [91 words] | jennifer solis | Oct 17, 2007 23:43 | 111716 | |
| no need for Sarcasm [154 words] | donvan | Oct 18, 2007 14:38 | 111716 | ||
| Yep, Donvan [181 words] | Ynnatchkah | Oct 18, 2007 19:25 | 111716 | ||
| An awakening... [119 words] | donvan | Oct 22, 2007 11:09 | 111716 | ||
| Bravissimo. [15 words] | Ynnatchkah | Oct 22, 2007 17:38 | 111716 | ||
| Will Not Join Al-Qaeda [108 words] | Philip Saenz | Feb 7, 2007 19:37 | 76449 | ||
| 1 | Islam is cool...lets all join! [230 words] | TBAS | Sep 21, 2006 06:09 | 56772 | |
| Nice save [14 words] | AtheistGod | Jul 20, 2008 15:45 | 56772 | ||
| Fatwa [78 words] | Mike H. | Sep 19, 2006 03:31 | 56427 | ||
| Moderate muslims be brave and stand up [77 words] | FreeCyprus | Sep 16, 2006 00:23 | 56115 | ||
| The global islamo-fascist empire [118 words] | Kelvan Kam Kay Ven | Sep 13, 2006 20:49 | 55864 | ||
| Dr. Pipes, A True Profile In Courage [34 words] | AnneM | Sep 10, 2006 12:58 | 55449 | ||
| Perhaps More Serious Than I'd Thought [191 words] | linda | Sep 10, 2006 00:33 | 55394 | ||
| Linda,we all MUST protect ourselves: NUCLEAR TERROR IS ON ITS WAY! [106 words] | Moshe | Sep 11, 2006 03:06 | 55394 | ||
| Counteroffer [277 words] | Dick Wangler | Sep 9, 2006 11:46 | 55342 | ||
| The Muslims have nothing to offer [94 words] | bob | Sep 7, 2006 09:01 | 55151 | ||
| Maybe you should become Muslim [62 words] w/response from Daniel Pipes | Mujahid | Sep 7, 2006 01:19 | 55133 | ||
| 7 | Islam will never take over the world [197 words] | Britain | Sep 9, 2006 18:56 | 55133 | |
| 1 | RE: Maybe you should convert to Islam [208 words] | Dick Wangler | Sep 10, 2006 11:09 | 55133 | |
| Would It Suprise You That More Muslims Are Leaving Islam? [53 words] | AnneM | Sep 10, 2006 12:55 | 55133 | ||
| Kudos Dick! [31 words] | Moshe | Sep 11, 2006 02:39 | 55133 | ||
| reply to Britain [52 words] | christiana | Oct 22, 2006 16:04 | 55133 | ||
| Islame-O Fascists You Will eventually Lose [56 words] | DaddyDave | Nov 14, 2006 13:34 | 55133 | ||
| ISLAM WILLTAKE OVER EUROPE BECAUSE YOU LET MILLIONS IN [159 words] | JEFF | Oct 17, 2007 12:50 | 55133 | ||
| MPD [165 words] | donvan | Oct 23, 2007 08:58 | 55133 | ||
| There is no hope [158 words] | GetReal | Apr 23, 2008 20:33 | 55133 | ||
| There is no hope [158 words] | GetReal | Apr 23, 2008 20:33 | 55133 | ||
| Shalom Mujahid [38 words] | Straight_Talk_Luigi | Jun 22, 2008 18:42 | 55133 | ||
| Invitation by Al Qaida to join Islam step one in issuing fatwah calling for execution of Daniel Pipes [314 words] | Gabby | Jun 23, 2008 10:43 | 55133 | ||
| Islam will rule the world.. [26 words] | marie | Apr 30, 2009 12:30 | 55133 | ||
| Islam... Non Violent Solution [129 words] | John Grazier | Jun 15, 2010 19:22 | 55133 | ||
| The Seductions of Islam - Why an American Might Think This is a Way to Go [227 words] | M.Tovey | May 4, 2015 11:36 | 55133 | ||
| The problem is.... [48 words] | Reuben Horne | Sep 6, 2006 22:57 | 55126 | ||
| Convert to Islam, "in your dreams" [300 words] | W. June Pedigo | Sep 5, 2006 17:39 | 55011 | ||
| Regarding you comments about people leaving Islam [166 words] | Raymond (Ahmed) Robinson | Oct 17, 2007 23:49 | 55011 | ||
| hmmmm..... [135 words] | mr. whatever | Feb 14, 2008 03:54 | 55011 | ||
| Dr. Pipes, perhaps they are right after all? [359 words] | Moshe | Sep 5, 2006 06:12 | 54949 | ||
| For Adahm Gahann [481 words] | Peter J. Herz | Sep 4, 2006 18:14 | 54908 | ||
| about islam [81 words] | sheikh arif | Jun 6, 2010 02:00 | 54908 | ||
| For Dr. Pipes: Adam Gadahn in his best 7th century attire/drag, and growing a beard too! [60 words] | dhimmi no more | Sep 4, 2006 16:07 | 54901 | ||
| Let us not comment on the attire [52 words] | Harry | Sep 5, 2006 20:14 | 54901 | ||
| For Harry: OK let me change it to "Adam Gadahn dressed in 7th century Arabian drag" [19 words] | dhimmi no more | Sep 6, 2006 20:36 | 54901 | ||
| Adam Gadhan - a defeated i-con [254 words] | Nari | Sep 4, 2006 15:13 | 54896 | ||
| Rejected Virgins [37 words] | El Fantasma | Apr 23, 2015 13:25 | 54896 | ||
| you are in excellent company [47 words] | Yuval Brandstetter MD | Sep 4, 2006 13:32 | 54884 | ||
| The threat [105 words] | Bruce | Sep 4, 2006 12:17 | 54876 | ||
| Dr. Pipes' keyboard is mightier then an Islamist sword - he defends us all [132 words] | Ben van de Polder | Sep 4, 2006 09:05 | 54867 | ||
| the slighted others [17 words] | leo solomon | Sep 4, 2006 07:19 | 54859 | ||
| Kiss my Gadahn [44 words] | Stacy Z | Sep 4, 2006 01:50 | 54843 | ||
| Dr Pipes is great personality [119 words] | Amitabh tripathi | Sep 4, 2006 01:02 | 54837 | ||
| The keyboard is mightier than the sword? [9 words] | Judie | Sep 3, 2006 23:42 | 54835 | ||
| Azzim Shazam the American Moron Gets the Microphone. What he was after all along. [233 words] | Morgan Sinclair | Sep 3, 2006 22:29 | 54828 | ||
 Heavy Metal Muslim [142 words] | linda | Sep 3, 2006 22:19 | 54823 | ||
| 1 | Al-Qaeda Cowards [72 words] | Jaladhi | Sep 3, 2006 21:46 | 54818 | |
| Al-Qaeda Invites Me to Join Its Ranks [203 words] | steven L | Sep 3, 2006 21:43 | 54816 | ||
| Invitations may be sign of major attack [117 words] | Gloria | Sep 3, 2006 21:27 | 54811 | ||
| Al-qaeda preparing to attack [222 words] | Michelle | Sep 6, 2006 17:31 | 54811 | ||
| Diplomatically done [31 words] | Jim Bjaloncik | Sep 3, 2006 20:21 | 54804 | ||
| Yeah, Sure [222 words] | John R | Sep 3, 2006 19:45 | 54801 | ||
| Conversion to Islam [111 words] | Donald W. Bales | Sep 3, 2006 19:16 | 54797 | ||
| I Think it's Creepy... [19 words] | callmecallem | Sep 3, 2006 19:02 | 54794 | ||
| Muslims have died at the hand of Muslims [95 words] | David W. Lincoln | Sep 3, 2006 18:52 | 54793 | ||
| Give them a counter invitation [23 words] | Gamaliel Isaac | Sep 3, 2006 18:08 | 54790 | ||
| Congratulations [127 words] | Maggie4Life | Sep 4, 2006 01:03 | 54790 | ||
| When Your Name Is Mentioned Mr. Pipes, Means Something Must Be Working [55 words] | AnneM | Sep 3, 2006 17:35 | 54786 | ||
| Adam Gahann [48 words] | Swaminathan | Sep 3, 2006 17:10 | 54782 | ||
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| al Qaeda and George Galloway [93 words] | "gunner" | Sep 3, 2006 22:16 | 54774 | ||
| pacification [76 words] | Yuval Brandstetter MD | Sep 4, 2006 13:38 | 54774 | ||
| 1 | Galloway [615 words] | Vijay | Sep 5, 2006 02:46 | 54774 | |
| Galloway's paymasters [53 words] | "gunner" | Sep 5, 2006 17:35 | 54774 |
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