Ahmadinejad and the hidden Imam

Submitted by Infidel (Canada), Nov 1, 2006 at 12:39

Listen up everybody, the learned Doctor has spoken and he can't be wrong. So what if Ahmadinejad believes that the Mahdi is holed up in a well and has been since 1100 A.D. and was scheduled to arrive in Iran in October, but for some unknown reason his arrival has been delayed.

So what if Ahmadinejad spent 17 million dollars building a blue-tiled mosque in Jamkaran in preparation for the Mahdis arrival. So what if Ahmadinejad believes that a light surrounded him and he was placed inside an aura and he felt the atmosphere suddenly change, and for those 27 or 28 minutes the leaders of the world did not blink, as he spoke at the United Nations.

So what if Ahmadinejad had a list of his proposed cabinet members dropped into a well, the residence of the delinquent Mahdi, adjacent to the Jamkaran mosque, to benefit from its purported divine connection. So what if Ahmadinejad was allegedly part of the mob that kidnapped the US embassy employees in Iran in 1979. So what if Ahmadinejad has declared that Israel must be wiped off the map.

So what if Ahmadinejad insists that Iran is entitled to nuclear weapons.

Relax folks, the learned Doctor has determined that there is nothing to be alarmed about, with regards to Ahmadinejad. The person to be alarmed about is the, President of the USA, after all he, can you believe it, believes in God. Wow, how aberrant can one be? I know that this info is shocking, but the rumor is that the President might read the Bible every day. So there you are folks, Ahmadinejad is one cool dude and should present no concern for anyone, it's that Bible reading President that we need to fear.

Oh yes, I do have one teeny issue with the learned Doctor. I've been reading the Bible for over thirty years, and have attended a number of churches, but have yet to read or hear that the Messiah will return during the great conflagration between good and evil at the end of the world, vanquish the infidels and establish his reign on an Earth forever free of non-Christians.

The good Doctor states; "no fooling, this is what the Christian bible teaches its readers and believers." Please oh great and knowledgeable learned Doctor, could you provide some references to scriptures that will verify your testimony, or is it sufficient that you said so?

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