"Wham! Bam! The Counter-force Comic Series"

Submitted by DEBORAH THE JUDGE (United States), May 1, 2012 at 10:21

In a secluded mountain range, somewhere deep in Afghanistan, a whole community of women and girls bump blindly into one another under the heat stifling confines of their imprisoning burqas. With her ever-vigilant pursuit of justice, Noora, the truth-seeker, swoops down upon the cowering intimidated females and rips off their shrouds of discrimination. In a mighty whirlwind, she casts them in a fiery ball into deep space. Next stop, Saudi Arabia. Here, Noora joins the mercurial Mumita in hot pursuit of rounding up all 4 yr. old male guardians and sending them back to pre-school. With unfathomable lightenig speed, they unshroud and hand over the car keys of freedom to women everywhere.

Meanwhile, in an undisclosed desert locale, Professor Razem has just devised a multi-faceted prism bomb detector. With the aid of his ever-loyal mystic, Rhughal, they set off in hot pursuit of Gaza strip and Western Bank suicide bombers. The ingenious device and supernatural attributes of Rhughal have finally paid off, because lurking beside a bus stop are the notorious "Jihadi Three." The gemstone prism radio-activates the breastplate of the mighty Jabbar, and with superhuman speed and strength, he rounds up the radicalized thugs and detonates them in the heart of the Mediterranean. Just another day in the lives of the 99, pursuers of justice, peace, and freedom!

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