Victims of the Turks and their imperialism and Allah is a Zionist

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jul 4, 2012 at 06:53

our dear ameer whose ancestors the Greeks and the Armenians and the Syians were brutalized and subjected to genocides by the Turkish hordes that invaded the Byzantine empire and now he lives in occupied Constantinople

So did you read the article our dear ameer who is also a wannabe Arab? and would you care to comment on the destruction of the Christian past of your own ancestors by the Turkish thugs? and you know what? Hagia Sophia sould become a Christian Church again right?

What.? Islam and the Qur'an show the utmost respect for the Divine revelation

Oh is this the Allah thing speaking to an Arabian warlord and caravan raider via an angel right? Well Allah spoke to me too and I have a "divine revelation" for you so do I get a PUBH too?

and the prophets and Jesus and his followers

Oh Jesus! Are you aware our dear ameer the wannabe Arab that the Qur'an a book that you cannot read in Arabic that Jesus is God? Would you like to know more our dear ameer? Sorry I'm not the author of this poor islamic theology and here is why the Qur'an says that Jesus must be Allah and again this is an old post so read and enjoy

So boys and girls here is why I believe that the Qur'an says that Jesus must be Allah

1. Well as I did prove from Q2:213 that Allah asks for a permission (biidhnihi) from himself (and no I'm not kidding you) before he helps his own creation so if Jesus can do something biidhinallah then he must be in good company

Sorry I'm not the author of this poor theology

2. Jesus is the author of a few verses in the Qur'an and as we are told Allah is the author of the Qur'an then Jesus must be Allah

Again I'm not the author of this poor theology

3. The Qur'an is supposed to be preserved on Allah's little al-lawh al-mahfuz and it has always existed (uncreated) this means that Jesus' words in the Qur'an are uncreated or always existed which means that Jesus must be indeed Allah

Sorry I'm not the author of this poor theology

4. Jesus created life as in clay birds allbeit biidhinallah (with Allah's permission) but we have established that even Allah gets permission from himself as in Q2:213

So congratulations our dear ameer but Jesus indeed created life which makes him a God

5. Allah tells us he is the best of creators so who are the other creators our dear Ben Othman? Let me help you it must be Jesus as he indeed created a living being aka the birds right?

And it seems that the claim that Allah is the best of those that create is a bogus claim as 25% of pregnanices end in spontaneous abortions and about 5% of live birth has congenital malformations

You know what? if Allah was working in a factory let us say making cars and 25% of his creation is defective he will be out of his job at the blink of an eye!

As far as we know non of the birds created by Jesus were defective or died so who is the better creator O glorious madrassa graduate

6. Jesus did not die and is now living the good life in Allah's little heaven and who does not die except a God therefore Jesus must be god

And then we are told about the cockamamie oh Jesus will return and he will die

Well until this happens Jesus is God as he did not die

Oh and the horrible things is Jesus will kill all the pigs! Oh no more bacon and I know of many pigs in wahhabi land

7. Oh the argument from Jesus ate food! And it a stupid argument because the Qur'an says that Allah is a big time makkar or he who decieves then Jesus can pretend to eat food when he is not right o glorious madrassa graduate

8. Jesus raised the dead albeit biidhin Allah something that only a god can do so congratulations our dear Ben Othman but Jesus must be really Allah

9. Jesus cured the leper and the blind and as far as we know Jesus was not a doctor and 2000 years ago the only one that can do such thing was a god therefore Jesus must be Allah

You see I'm not the author of this poor theology

10. We are also told that Jesus is the one who tells the people about what to eat (read this as the barbaric halal food) and there is no biidhinallah here and as God is the one to set the law therefore Jesus must be god

11. We are also told that Jesus is the one who tells the people what to store in their homes as no pictures or pets or any of these islamic fetishes and there is no biidhinallah here and the source of such law is god only then congratulations our dear ameer but Jesus must be God

12. And speaking of pornography in this embarrassing verse where Allah BLEW part of his soul in Mary's vagina and she became pregnant it means that indeed Jesus must be Allah's little son!

What a disaster part of Allah soul got into Jesus!

You think we should tell Allah about the birds and bees when we do lunch with him?

So it seems that the Qur'an indeed says that Jesus is God and the son of God

What a disaster

but considers the past Jews as having been disobedient and at that time arrogant.

But this is not true our dear ameer the victim of Turkish imperialism so get your translation of the Qur'an as you cannot read it in Arabic right our dear ameer? Now read Q2:40 and Q2:47 what do they say our dear ameer?

And this is an old post of mine so read and enjoy

your Allah says يبني اسرآءيل اذكروا نعمتي التي انعمت عليكم واني فضلتكم على العلمين

tsk....tsk....tsk... poor spelling of perfect Arabic words so the first word: so is this how you spell the word يبني O glorious madrassa graduate? Let me fix this poor spelling: يابني and is this how you spell the word العلمين O glorious madrassa graduate? Let me fix this poor spelling: العالمين

What a disaster Allah cannot even spell perfect Arabic words but the brazen Ulama come to the rescue by EDITING Allah's poor spelling so next time when you dish out the tablighee BS that the Qur'an does not have any mistakes in spelling and no human has touched it think of العلمين و يبني and what a scandal a big time kafir like me is fixing Quranic Arabic

Oh so your Allah is saying

1. He Allah that is he is reminding the Jews that he loves them and they are his favorite nation

2. He also says that such favor he التي انعمت عليكم or he bestowed upon the Jews!

Oh let us turn to surat al-fatiha where it says صراط الذين انعمت عليكم or the path of those that he bestowed favors upon them must be the Jews!

So now we know that much! Oh الضالين must be the Christians and the المغضوب عليهم or those that allah is angry with must be the Muslims! No wonder that many Muslims are uneducated, poor, sick and they die young

Israel? It is a prosperous country! Thank you Allah!

So congratulations our dear ameer the victim of Turkish imperialism and who is a follower of the religion of the arabs only but Allah is angry at you! Now it is your chance to leave islam and be free again

3. Allah must be a Zionist as he loves the Jews and the Jewish nation is his favorite nation: Sobahallah Allah is a Zionist

How come you did not know that our dear ameer?

Or did Alah change his mind as in الناسخ والمنسوخ or the big disaster of the Allah changing his mind doctrine?

4. There is no doubt with Allah little al-qada' wa al-qadr and with so many Jews winning the Noble Prize and the standrad of living in Isreal is far higher than that in let us say Pakistan Allah indeed is a Zionist

5. Oh if you do not like it so when we do lunch with him tell him that you do not like the Jews! He is not going to be happy and there will be no 72 virgins or the boys of Allah's little heaven for you

So you see our dear ameer the wannabe Arab your claim is bogus right?

It seems that Allah loves the Jews and they are his favorite nation

Oh the Turks? I do not see any Turks here right?

Oh there is more

Then Allah says

Oh in Q9:97 الاعراب اشد كفرا ونفاقا where Allah tells us that your masters the Arabs are kuffar and hypocrites!

What a scandal Allah loves the Jews and he hates the Arabs! Why is that our dear slayhy? and how come you did not know all of this? Could it be because you are and you must pardon me ignorant? or you knew and you were hoping that we kuffar do not know this quranic disaster?

Oh there is more in Q5:21 يقوم ادخلوا الارض المقدسة or Allah is saying that the Jews should enter the Holy Land which he assigned to them! Sobhanallah Allah is saying that the Jews should enter and live in the land of Israel becuase he says so

Oh there is more then he says التي كتب الله لكم or Allah is saying that he ASSIGNED the holy land to them!

Sobhanallah Allah is a Zionist

Then Allah says that فانها محرمة عليهم اربعين سنة or the holy land is forbidden for 40 years and I'm sure you agree with me our dear slayhy el-tablighee but it has been more than 40 years since the Exodus

So congratulations our dear ameer but your Arabian Allah is saying that Israel belongs to his favorite nation the Jews and that he does not like your masters the Arabs

For the readers: the 40 years is what historians call a topos and it really mean a long time and the number fourty was used in the Middle East in the late antique period to denote a long period and no more

And more evidence that the Qur'an is a book written by men and no more

How come you did not know that O glorious madrassa graduate?

We are.

Who is the "we"? you are and you must pardon me a nothing!

Commanded to argue in a beautiful way, not the hateful, villifying polemics ...

Really? then how about ayat al-sayf and how about ayat al-jizya and how about ayat al-irhab? Your claim is bogus and how about the genocide of your ancestors the Greeks and Armenians and the Syrians you tell us

Extremist Muslims like those among Jewish and Christian fundamentalists with an agenda to demonize Islam and Muslims will violate the basic teachings of their religion out of political and or religious enmity.

Really? so is this the Islamophbia our dear ameer the wannabe Arab?

The cause of antisemitism is rooted in the success of Jews but not in their being a spiritual light to the nations,

Not the islamic reason after all your Allah tells us that this life is about al-qada' wa al-qadr which means that we can only blame Allah for anti-semitism right? Then may be you and I can do lunch with him and we can tell him to lay off this antisemitism right?

Now you tell me why the delsuions?

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