But our dear slayhy the Qur'an says that Allah is really Jesus' papa

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Oct 22, 2012 at 08:32

Our dear slayhy who lives among kuffar and he does not live among his Arab masters anymore and I wonder why

It did strike me that you always mention "the Father through the Son"

Many things strike you our dear slayhy the lost tablighee right?

and It did puzzle me,

And many things puzzle you too

what do you mean, why is it always the Father through the son.

But wait our dear slayhy who lives among kuffar and who does not live among his Arabs masters any longer and I wonder why the Qur'an says that Allah must be Jesus' papa and this is what I wrote before:

This time i will go after embarrassing verses in the Qur'an and i will leave it to the reader to judge this so called eloquent text called the Qur'an and in this case i will go after Q66:12 where it says ومريم ابنت عمران التي احصنت فرجها فنفخنا فيه من روحنا

And let me translate this little gem for you

1. wa maryam ibnat 3umran or And Mary the daughter of Imran

2. al-lati ahsanat or who protected

3. furjaha or and you must excuse me her vagina!

4. fanafakhna fiha or and you must pardon me again and we blew in it!

I will leave this pornography to the imagination of the reader

5. men rawhina or from our spirit

Or: and mary the daughter of Imarn who protected her vagina then we blew into it from our spirit!

What a disaster

So boys and girls Allah blew part of his spirit in Mary's vagina! Which means the following

1. Allah must be Jesus' papa

2. We need to tell Allah about the birds and the bees that you cannot have a baby this way

3. It also means that Allah must have a mouth and trachea and lungs and he is able to breath in and out so is that true our dear slayhy?

4. It also means that Allah had sexual contact with the vagina or a mere human being

What a disaster

See? it is your sources that tell us about this silly verse and if you do not like it then get rid of it and good riddance

So much for the eloquent Qur'an

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