Oil-Can Harry versus The Fair Geert

Submitted by Dave (United States), May 18, 2014 at 11:42

The evil Saudi Oil-Can men have tied the fair-haired Geert Wilders to the railroad track and you can hear the train whistle. The way to rescue Geert, as well as the rest of us from that blackmailing, reactionary fiefdom, is to march in with our military and take it over. We can always employ the former rulers as gas station attendants.

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