Our dear Slayhy: al-Mahdi, Pigs, Chianti wine and More Disasters

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 13, 2022 at 17:07

Our dear Slayhy al-Tablighee whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by the Muslim invaders of India and who lives among kuffar that he does not like wrote this gem

>5. Israel will be destroyed after Al-Mahdi emerged

So the questions are:

1. Who is al-Mahdi? He is as per your sources ولا مهدي إلا عيسى ابن مريم or There is no Mahdi except 'Essa the son of Mariam

2. What is al-Mahdi all about in Sunni Islam? Here is a link from islamweb

https://www.islamweb.net/ar/fatwa/6573/%D8%B9%D9%82%D9%8A%D8%AF%D8%A9-%D8%A3%D9%87%D9%84-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B3%D9%86%D8%A9-%D9%81%D9%8A-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%87%D8%AF%D9%8A-%D8%8C-%D9%88%D8%A3%D8%AF%D9%84%D8%A9-%D8%AE%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%AC%D9%87-%D9%88%D8%B5%D9%81%D8%AA%D9%87

3. And 'Essa will kill the pigs! Mashallah check this hadith: علامات الساعة الكبرى نزول عيسى عليه السلام في آخر الزمان وقتله للخنازير.

So boys and girls there will be no more yummy bacon.

Why is Allah preoccupied with pigs? Only Allahu A'lam

4. So where does it say that " Israel will be destroyed"? I will be waiting!

However, here is the disaster: Your Allah says in Surat al-Ma'ida: 5 اليوم أحل لكم الطيبات وطعام الذين أوتوا الكتاب حل لكم وطعامكم حل لهم

This can be rendered as: Today I (Allah) permit for you (Muslims) the good (food) and the food of the people of the book and they (the people of the book) can eat your food

This means that the meat of pigs is Halal!

Notice that the verse says that the food of Ahl a-Kitab is allowed! What a disaster

So our dear Slayhy: I DNM invite you to have a meal in my house and we can have yummy bacon and roasted pork and drink yummy Chianti wine!

Brother, it is all HALAL and pigs must be halal

What a disaster! More? In Allah's heaven Muslims can get anything they want. But we have a problem here what would happen if you order bacon our dear Slayhy and there are no more pigs?

But again Muhammad was not a discipled theologian

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