From the frontline in Denmark

Submitted by Frank Oddersborg (Denmark), Feb 11, 2006 at 20:17

Reporter Frank Oddersborg at the frontline in Denmark, one of the few still free nations:

>>yelling Imam in the background<<
Here's the daily report from the very frontline in Denmark, where the Danish people are still fighting for western freedom.
Today yet another fraction in the Dark East threatened Denmark with holy war, rivers of blood and all that babble which leads us to the count of 5.002.176.901 fractions who have condemned all Danes from ever entering the heaven of Islam, we thank them for this gesture and wishes them a safe passage to their heaven – the sooner the better.
A special threat was set forth by an African country. The threat sounded like this:
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WE WILL KILL YOU ALL
WE WILL MURDER YOUR WOMEN AND RAPE YOUR PIGS
WE WILL NUKE YOU ALL

PS YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT WITH THE NUKING THING AS WE NEED TO DEVELOPE THESE FIRST IT WILL ONLY BE A MATTER OF 2000 YEARS OR SO.

PPS WE ARE NOT SIGNING THIS MESSAGE AS IF WE DID YOU WOULD CUT OF YOUR FOREIGN AID TO US, SINCE THIS IS OUR ONLY INCOME WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DEVELOP NUKES FOR YOU.
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After this message the unnamed African country burned the former East-German flag as they didn't know the flag of Denmark.

Before I return to my foxhole I would like to send a special thanks to Lisa for her comforting message and the nice article done by The Washington Times at this link:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/op-ed/dwest.htm

This is reporter Frank Oddersborg at the frontline in Denmark signing off.

-Beware you have just been exposed to Danish satire, the second most popular sport in Denmark -

A quiz for tomorrow:
What is the most popular sport in Denmark?
1. Banging head at concrete wall.
2. Picturing Mohammed.
3. Drinking nitric acid.

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