re : Darwin's theory- Barbara

Submitted by true believer (India), Apr 21, 2006 at 09:19

Dear Barbara,

Harrak posting "CocaCola was never better than tea..yes Community college students were never smarter than Mollahs" For Harrak SUVs were never better than camels and the electric stove was never better than camel dung , but that is his personal opinion.

Common sense says if you have nothing to lose , you have lost everything. But najaf school of mollah logic teaches otherwise, if you lose everything you are the winner. Nice way to fight, allow one self to be stripped of everything and say "I have nothing more to lose, You have nothing more to win, so in the end I have won". Do we have a nobel prize for logic ? At least we have a nice piece of logic to patent.

Mollas and logic ! Nice joke !!! Don't ever make the mistake of trying to educate Harak. He has cooked his brains in the deserts of arabia. Whats more he has learnt logic in najaf and math in karbala. As for Big Hope he seems to have been co-educated with Harak and have taken his lessons in history from there. He can keep on hoping till the kingdom comes...By then there won't be any hope for types like him. They don't realise when to call it quits.

I am giving you a sample of something that will be added to Darwin's theory of evolution to be taught in schools twenty years from now .Fortunately 'his' types would have been history by then.

" Evolution of species can be summed up by just three words, evolve or perish. In the recent past there were two kinds of intelligent animals on earth, mollas and humans co inhabiting the earth. Mollas are an extinct species today. At one time they colonized about one sixth of the planet earth and their numbers were rapidly increasing. They became extinct because they refused to evolve alongside the humans. What's more, they would not allow any human to progress.The stumbling block to the mollas progress was their ancient and outdated survival guide which actually contained a death list for all humans. Mollas never updated or corrected their survival guide with the changing times and followed it very seriously and many humans died as a consequence. Humans tried to make 'peace' with mollas but mollas could not understand 'peace'. It was not really their fault, actually their survival guide did not have any 'peace' in it. One day the humans had enough, borrowed a page from the mollas survival guide and changed the global mollah status from highly dangerous species to highly endangered species, but the surviving mollas still would not understand, they swore by their survival guide and followed it more rigidly than ever. Finally, though reluctantly the humans had to put the mollah on the extinct species list. It was a case of exterminate or be exterminated, but evolved human brains won in the end after much sacrifice and effort. Then there was 'peace'. This has been one of the great positive developments for the whole of humanity in this century. The mollah's survival guide is available for free. The only safe way for humans to use it is in the form of waste paper. Any other form of its use has banned for the good of humanity. Class dismissed."

Anybody taking notes ?

Finished

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