Sword..ups and downs of being nude.

Submitted by Danish/American (United States), Apr 21, 2006 at 17:55

.Submitted by Sword of Islam & The Babies of Beslan, Apr 20, 2006 at 18:31

Be careful in the frozen food section of your local supermarket. I was buying some carrots the other day and nearly had my eye poked out by an erect nipple. The compulsory nudity law that Tony Blair introduced back in 1997 can make life difficult sometimes. But at least it means that I smoke fewer cigarettes these days as the absence of pockets means that I am less frequently tempted to 'light-up'. Did the American participants on this forum have similar difficulties when Bill Clinton introduced such laws during his first term of office?

Oh gods Sword that made me laugh so hard, I got mascara in my eyes!

I haven't had the problem of not being able to smoke since I do still carry a purse. You know ever since Clinton passed the 'No clothing so we can offend the Muslims' law, I have found it easier to accessorize! No more worrying about whether or not my shoes match my belt..because I don't wear belts anymore! I am so happy P.M. Blair and President Clinton saw the advantages of running around town in the nude. Go us western countries!!:)

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