Daleks convert to Islam!

Submitted by guy leven-torres (agricola) (United Kingdom), Jun 19, 2007 at 16:48

Daleks Convert to Islam!

Moslem Commentator, Mustapha Fag, outside London Mosque earlier today.

Quote by Dalek Imam! 'Islamate! Islamate! Islamate!

We are supreme Moslems! Islamate all Kaffirs! Islamate! Islamate! Islamate! Islamate! Islamate!'

Quote from Central Mosque London by Mustapha Fag, Chairman of moderate Islamic Incendiaries Group, 'His'buk'etme'diar'iah' 12th June 2007. Reuters: 'this is absolutely wonderful news that the voice of the muezzin has been heard even on Planet Skaro by the wonderful Islamic Dalek mujahadeen. This should prove to the Universe, that Islam is the way of peace and the True way to Eternity!'

'Of course the Daleks were always Moslem of course, they just did not know it! We are sending our Islamic representative this very day to advise on building mosques in outer space and important points of Sharia law. One has to re-introduce former apostates like the Daleks to Islam slowly of course! They have not followed the Moslem faith for thousands of light years you know!'

'One great aspect of Dalek Islam is their complete abstinence in regards to sex and marriage, so they will not be forced to put up with six nagging wives and there will not be a shortage of virgins in Paradise. Actually you know this was all foretold by Allah (bbuh) from the beginning of time..........(cellphone rings)..Er just a minute I have received a phonecall from Skaro about our representative..... Yes I can barely hear you...What was that Ali? They've just exterminated the Islamic Ambassador to Skaro!?......What are th..? 'Daleks are supreme Moslems!' 'Exterminate!!!' (scream on other end of phone)....

'Ahem.!...Sorry we seem to have lost contact with our new islamic friends on Skaro for now! Daleks will always be Daleks you know...Cheeky chaps!'

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