science in the koran

Submitted by car313 (India), Jun 11, 2010 at 06:51

hind samy must have somehow forgotten quantum mechanics, graph theory, relativity and hubble's constant. even these are revealed and mentioned in koran. actually einstien, newton and other idiots secretly scoured the koran and propounded their theories. even pythagoras theorem is there in koran. this is a no boner actually as pythagoras travelled to medina and learnt geometry from fathima or ayesha- i forget which.

then if you study very very carefully even penicillin has been mentioned in the koran. you know flies land everywhere and pick up spores of many fungi. so some spores of pencillium notatum are also present on its wings. that is the reason the prophet advised us to dip into the drink. kaffirs and infidels have completely plagiarised the koran and finally bill gates subjected it to a statistical analysis and was able to create the microsoft operating system.

now you all know.

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