Ahmad, More Qur'an hysteria

Submitted by Infidel (Canada), Oct 4, 2006 at 16:28

Considering what you tell about the Qur'an, I would say that people can learn more from reading Bugs Bunny, or Sylvester the Cat and lets not forget Porky Pig.

Volume 1, Book 3, Number 116:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar: Once the Prophet led us in the 'Isha' prayer during the last days of his life and after finishing it (the prayer) (with Taslim) he said: "Do you realize (the importance of) this night?" Nobody present on the surface of the earth tonight will be living after the completion of one hundred years from this night."
Tell me Ahmad, it's 1,374 years since Muhammad(PBUH) died, is any one still living?

Volume 8, Book 77, Number 611:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "Adam and Moses argued with each other. Moses said to Adam. 'O Adam! You are our father who disappointed us and turned us out of Paradise.' Then Adam said to him, 'O Moses! Allah favored you with His talk.
Since Moses lived about 2000 years after Adam died, how and when were they able to talk to one another?

Volume 7, Book 71, Number 673:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "If a fly falls in the vessel of any of you, let him dip all of it (into the vessel) and then throw it away, for in one of its wings there is a disease and in the other there is healing (antidote for it) i e. the treatment for that disease."
Do you use the wings of a fly to heal your diseases?

We Infidels are thankful that there have been no changes to the Qur'an as we find the gems of wisdom hidden in the Ayas very entertaining.

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