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Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Nov 27, 2011 at 08:31

Dr. Pipes,

I wanted to share with you and the readers the latest conspiracy theory from Egypt. As you are aware SCAF blamed "hidden hands" for all the disasters that took place since they came to power. Then we were told that these hidden hands are really baltagiia (bullies) and el-fuluul. I was not familiar with such word and i was told by many Egyptians that it stands for remnants (or those that belong to the Mubarak's era)

But when you ask where are those baltagiia and fuluul? and who are they as in naming names you will not get an answer

But along the way if you have no one to blame then blame el-yahood wa el-sahayyina wa el CIA or blame the Jews and Zionists and the CIA for everything including the massacre of Copts at Maspero in October

Now here is a new conspiracy theory by a muhagabba (a woman who wears a hijab) and you can watch it on the wonderful Bassem Youssef's Show where she tells us that el-yahood (the Jews) sent thousands of children to Egypt and got them to sit in the sun for too long so they become yesmaaro or they become tanned and then they learn el-3arabi el-masri or Egyptian Arabic et voila we have el-baltagiyya and el-fuluul!

Yes this is what she said and I'm not kidding you

But again this is what islam does to the minds of its followers

Submitting....

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