My dear Mr. Binladen

Submitted by PDM (United States), Feb 20, 2006 at 15:47

My dear mr. binladen:

I have recently read that you have chosen to end your life as your predecessor did, evil adolph hitler. Please be aware that America has no interest in capturing you dead or alive. That you live in a cave fearing for your life is gratifying. Your timidity is a gleeful reminder that you are afraid to die in order to meet your ...allah. No matter.

As your mind degenerates into a putrid, delusional fit of insanity, America will cherish the thought that you live in fear and torment. No, America does not want you deceased. That would mean you and allah will be together - silly! We wish for you to remain alive! And when you approach the American army with complete and utter resignation, they will turn their backs on you and laugh! You will beg them to kill you! And the world will see that you are nothing but a pitiful shadow of a human being - and laugh! Our little mouse will submit itself to the playful cat! Perhaps letting her kittens delight in the play also! So live on mr binladen! Your pitiful, delusional, paranoid life brings me much joy!

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