To Harrak, Mu'een and Bader Islam is a religion of Peace

Submitted by Infidel (Canada), Mar 12, 2006 at 14:40

To, honorable handsome Harrak, to moody Mu'een, and bodacious Bader S.

I the Infidel was wrong and you were right. ISLAM IS RELIGION OF PEACE! I thank you for opening my eyes to the error of my ways. After studying Qur'an some more, I have come to better understanding.

For example; Sura 5:60 Allah transformed some Jews into apes and swine. Well that sounds real bad, but what does it really mean? What Muhammad meant is that Jews were like baby apes and baby pigs. Lets admit that baby apes and baby pigs are, well rather cute and cuddly. So, clearly Muhammad intended that Muslims love Jews and express their love by cuddling them.

Anther example: Sura 4:34 Admonish them and beat them. (Please ignore rest of Sura) This of course is reference to wives. Many people believe that this Sura legitimized the beating of wives. Nothing could be further from the truth. This act was to take place during time of intimacy between husband and one of his wives. This was intended to be only a playful act of lightly slapping wife on sexy bottom, actually more of a caress on the buttocks. Foolish Infidels such as myself misconstrued this playful act to mean beating a wife. I regret this foolishness and am thankful to Allah and the writings of Harrak, Mu'een and Bader S for having changed my thinking.

Sura 2:191 But do not fight them at the Sacred Mosque. Everyone knows that pious Muslims are at the Mosque 5 times a day, therefore they are not available to make war as they will not fight at the Sacred Mosque. Therefore, Muslim wars or battles have never occurred, because Muslims are either at home with one of their wives or they are at the Mosque in prayer. They do not have time to go to war. It is obvious that rumors of warring Moslems is a big lie. And that is also why over 60% of Muslims do not believe that Muslims were responsible for New York attack on September 11.

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