Have I Got A Bridge For You!

Submitted by Dave (United States), Feb 20, 2013 at 22:08

Dear Senator Schumer,

If you will just send me a certified check for $20,000 I can offer you a bridge! This is located in Brooklyn and is a real money-maker from the tolls. Now, you may be somewhat skeptical, given the seemingly incredible deal that this is, but, believe me, I am such a devoted fan of yours that I'm willing to forego every other offer. Why? Because I love you is why. Now please, just mail your check and let me cry my anguished little heart out before I change my mind.

Yours Truly,

Chuck

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