Magnus Opus Arabicus

Submitted by Mohammed Wazir Ahkspaidar (Australia), Mar 17, 2014 at 05:52

"....This is Unfortunate and your name is Muhammad ..."

Yes, an unfortunate name... but , hey, there's just some things you have no control over in life (sigh...)

".....tough luck to you and your ignorance and logic...."

Oh, deen, you're sounding a little troubled now - no need to get nasty. Why the 'tough luck'? And where's your difficulty in seeing the logic? A simple question was asked of you, the 'Guardian of the deen' : where is the book written by muslims - that goes through the Bible and points out, line by line , its 'errors' - furnishing historical facts and the reasons why the passages are in errror? After 14 CENTURIES?

It was outlined why such a book would be so very beneficial to Christians and Jews - but also very useful for muslims - who could then use such a book to point out the errors of the poor misguided Jews and Christians who have failed for 1400 years to see the obvious attractions of following a long dead arabic child-marrying, polygamous burak riding, moon splitting caravan raider.

Yet you reply in a condescending , even derogatory tone - with no cogent answer. Not that that is unusual when communicating with muslims who are invariably stumped for answers. So this would indicate such a book has NOT been written. How derelict in their duties muslims have been!! Seeing that you are the self-appointed 'Guardian of the deen' - perhaps you yourself could undertake this massive task?

Yes - the first steps would seem onerous - but imagine the payoff! Mohammed himself might come riding down on his burak - taking you to the 7th heaven. For your sacrifice - Mohammed would be less than generous if he did not reward you with at least not just 72 houris (assuming that houris are to your liking - there have been rumours of attractive young men - whatever your preference.). I can't speak on Mohammed's behalf - but I'm sure he'd see your worthiness.

Just think of the glory that awaits you - your magnificient efforts would see so many Jewish and Christian backsides raised to the heavens in mosques all over the world!

Arabic speaking ants would be speaking your praises*. Footbaths would be installed everywhere you'd want them. Sharia could be introduced ahead of time and the ridiculous current infidel laws against child marriages could be repealed much, much sooner. Soon madrassas could replace university in the evil Western cities , alcohol could be banned , all women could wear burkahs, pigs and dogs can be made extinct and camels can take their place. 'Guardian of the deen' - I can hear Mohammed now - calling you to this herculean task.

Will you refuse him? He - whom you would not know if you fell over him, he whom you could not pick out in a photograph. He , the rider of buraks and splitter of moons**.

".........cannot explain to an ignorant whose name starts with Muhammad Wazir........"

Why would that cause difficulty for you? Btw 'ignorant' is not a noun. Using it like that makes you seem, well....... extremely ignorant.

* When they approached the valley of the ants, one ant said, "O you ants, go into your homes, lest you get crushed by Solomon and his soldiers, without perceiving." He smiled and laughed at her statement, and said, "My Lord, direct me to be appreciative of the blessings You have bestowed upon me and my parents, and to do the righteous works that please You. Admit me by Your mercy into the company of Your righteous servants" (Sura 27: 18-19).

** And he - who was responsible for rending asunder an old woman who thought he was a cornball and said so. And he who does not know you yet you still praise in a reflex that resembles an OCD condition , thinking you somehow get some cosmic brownie points. And yet you look down on everyone else as though THEY are deluded!!

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