Kiss them wherever you find them!

Submitted by Thomas Justin Kaze (Australia), Aug 20, 2006 at 04:36

One of the most powerful weapons we fought, and won, with the Commies, was humor. Now, why shouldn't we make so much fun of Islam that its followers crack - let's ridicule Muslims as brainless mob led by fear... Time for some laughter; let's see the dead-serious Muslim faces twisted with fury, anger, outrage and G-d knows what else!

Now, another version: Kill them, wherever they find you!

The bid'a, or modernization, is un-islamic, but: computer and the internet are good for spreading Islam; modern weapons are good for jihad, airplanes are good for parking in buildings full of infidels and 'hijra' or migration is good for Muslims as they can pose as refugees (from Islam, of course!), settle in Western lands, populate and, in time, outnumber the infidel natives in the Dar-ul-Harb and then destroy everything modern (or ancient, like the great statues of Buddha in Bamiyan) as un-islamic and take us all back into the Stone Age, for Allah (Al-Ilah, of course) wills so, and he knows best, for he is a wise guy ...Oh but we are so meek and politically correct that we will train them and give them all the weapons they need to fight us with. Verily, I say unto you: Shame on you, PC mob. If you really want to commit suicide, please don't do it in our name!

Thomas Justin Kaze

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