Soetero: Allah has taught Muslims some strange math

Submitted by Plato (India), Jan 24, 2010 at 21:16

Hello Soetero,

By now you must have already read klew and dhimmi no more's replies where they prove to you the strange mathematics Muslims seem to believe in. They probably do not realise that it is all Allah's fault.

You very well know that Allah has taught both Muslims and infidels to count. Unfortunately he taught you some strange math in the Koran. Allah says he created the universe in both six and eight days i.e 6=8!

007.054 YUSUFALI: Your Guardian-Lord is Allah, Who created the heavens and the earth in six days, ....

Now add up the number of days he struggled to create the universe in the following verses and discover how wonderful is Allah's mathematical capability:

041.009 YUSUFALI: Say: Is it that ye deny Him Who created the earth in two Days? ....

041.010 YUSUFALI: He set on the (earth), mountains standing firm, high above it, and bestowed blessings on the earth, and measure therein all things to give them nourishment in due proportion, in four Days, .....

041.011 YUSUFALI: Moreover He comprehended in His design the sky, and it had been (as) smoke: He said to it and to the earth: "Come ye together, willingly or unwillingly." They said: "We do come (together), in willing obedience."
041.012 YUSUFALI: So He completed them as seven firmaments in two Days, and He assigned to each heaven its duty and command. ....

And in the laws of inheritance he shows that fractions of a deceased person's legacy can add up to more than one sometimes and and less than one at other times.

There are many Muslim sites where they will prove to you that six is indeed equal to eight and fractions do strange things in the Koran. Please visit some of them and enjoy the wonders revealed to you of Allah's mathematical capability by Muslim thinkers.

(And as an aside, as regards Aysha's age they will show you how to boost her age from 9 to 12 or 16 or 19 depending on the math the writer learned in Koran classes and what he thinks is the proper age for a girl to marry a man old enough to be her grand dad)

Regards

Plato

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