Dr. Pipes and His Infidel Readers

Submitted by Harry P. Ness (United States), Mar 10, 2014 at 21:26

Dear Dr. Pipes,

Just because everything you say makes perfect sense, and is obvious even to the blind, it does not mean that Allah smiles upon you. I, as a Muslim, albeit a Jack-Muslim, am compelled to let loose with a variety of tongue whoops when I read this article. My toungue-whoops are loud and piercing, the likes of which can only be heard upon the Sahara when an unfortunate camel is prepared for roasting by a nomadic tribe of believers.

I say this so that you recognize that we Muslims can't continuously be presented with the truth without a few westerners suffering hearing impairments. My advice to you sir, is to refrain from raising the ire of the believers, lest you suffer the same fate as Ludwig Van Betthoven, or Roger Daltrey, Inshallah.

Ali Yuindapul

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