The Qur'an says that Allah must be Jesus' papa

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), May 19, 2014 at 13:05

Our dear Ils, who sounds like another lost tablighee, your Allah says that the Bible is a corrupted book right our dear Ils? then do not quote the Bible or what Christians claim do you get it?

You also wrote this little gem

The Koran does not affirm,

The Qur'an as you shall does not affirm anything because it is a confused and confusing book

as R. Zand states, the Immaculate Conception. Instead it affirms the virgin birth of Jesus,

The Qur'an tells us that Allah blew his soul in the vagina of Mary et voila we have Jesus. It means that half of Jesus is from Mary's egg and one half belongs to your Allah's soul

Now you draw your own conclusions. So you tell me who is Jesus' papa? We know who his mama was and may be you and I can have a little chat with Allah about the birds and bees deal?

And no Mary is not part of the Trinity as your so called Allah claims not back then and not now

Oh and how about what really happened to Jesus? Well we have to turn to the Qur'an where it says

والسلام علي يوم ولدت ويوم اموت ويوم ابعث حيا

Or peace is upon me the day i was born and the day I die and the day I would be resurrected

Do you know what this means our dear Ils? It means that your Allah is saying that

1. Jesus the PUBH was born and his mama must be Mary and his papa must be Allah after all Allah blew his soul in Mary's vigina do you get it our dear Ils?

2. It means that Jesus indeed died so Christians are right

3. And that Jesus was resurrected as we are told by Christians

4. And because the author or the speaker here is Jesus and not Allah it means that Jesus must be the author of the Qur'an or Jesus must be Allah

5. And because we are told by your Allah that the Qur'an is eternal and written in his little al-Lawh al-Mahfuz it means that Jesus always existed which means that he is god

Oh you do not believe me that Jesus was resurrected?

Let us read Q3:55 where it says

اذ قال الله ياعيسى اني متوفيك ورافعك الي ومطهرك

Or Allah says O jesus I make you die and I raise you and i purify you blah....blah....blah..

Now here is the disaster if you read Ibn Kathir he wrote

أَمَاتَهُ اللَّه ثَلَاثَة أَيَّام ثُمَّ بَعَثَهُ ثُمَّ رَفَعَهَا

Or and Allah made him dead for three days then he resurrected him then he lifted him up

What a disaster the Qur'an really says that Jesus' papa is Allah and his mama is Mary and he was born and he died and he was resurrected and Allah lifted him up to his little Jana

You see our dear Ils the story of Jesus in the Qur'an is a mess

Now you tell me why do you not do your home work before posting you tell me

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