The Jooz Ate My Homework

Submitted by Dave (United States), Oct 27, 2015 at 07:46

After years of listening to the Palestinian version of events, here's my summary version of it:

First, there was Palestine, and Jesus was a Palestinian who was killed by the Jooz. They also tried to fool Mohammed, but he found them out and killed them. Then, the Jooz said that they used to have a country in Palestine with a Solomon's temple, but that's just a fairy tale from their bible so that they could steal our land and destroy Al Aksa They came in from Europe and stole land from thousands of Palestinians who fled. Then Hitler came along and the Jooz claimed that he killed millions of them but that was just a lie to get sympathy, so that people wouldn't notice how the Jooz victimized innocent Palestinians. In 1948, the Jooz attacked us to make more room for themselves and their criminal Zionist state, and in 1967, the Jooz attacked again and stole even more land and expelled even more Palestinians who also became refugees. The Jooz keep lying, like when 911 happened, since they called in sick that day to cover up the fact that they did it to blame the Muslims, but it's the Jooz who are the terrorists. As long as the Jooz occupy Muslim land in places like Gaza and Tel Aviv, we will just have to keep up the resistance by wiping all of them out, every last one, unless they convert or pay the tax, until all of Palestine and Al Aksa is liberated. Allahu Al Akbar!

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