Let's further isolate the "poor" Muslims!

Submitted by Thomas Justin Kaze (Australia), Jan 21, 2007 at 05:00

Their isolation is, of course, our fault.

Why do Muslims feel isolated? They feel isolated, because they are under instructions to isolate themselves from all non-Muslims and to never make friends with them – and that means not only Jews and Christians, but also Hindus, Buddhists and Atheists. No, it is not their fault; they are merely fulfilling their religious commandments. It is our fault, because we stupid Infidels stubbornly refuse to convert and to willingly embrace darkness and superstition that runs their every second of heir miserable lives – we know, misery loves company, but we sill refuse, whether they like it or not. As a result, they come to the conclusion that, by not converting, we are isolating them. But then again, logic and reason have always been two greatest sins in Islam.

Also, because we refuse to convert or be "subdued", they perceive it as an act of hostility and feel compelled to wage their jihad against us; there must be war, because Allah, or Muhammad, says so – and Muhammad (Allah that is) knows best. So yes, there will be a war in which many Muslim children will die; by our resistance to Islam, we are, therefore, causing death of many innocent Muslim children – I will refrain from speculating what would those children grow into, should they not become "martyrs".

Thus, the followers of the Religion of Peace hate us sincerely and passionately – and it is our fault, of course. If only America had agreed to convert to Islam, to willingly go into the VII Century slavery and to allow all Jews killed (by the most peaceful people on earth), there would have been no September 11. Only that we are far too good (can they not see it?) to go back 1400 years and live in a cave, no matter how sacred. A certain clown once suggested that Islam should become the only legitimate religion in America, of all places. He should consult a certain Mr. Borat on that one, methinks. I can hear him and his likes say that I am denigrating Muslims – and I will answer with a well-known cliché that "there is no need for that, because they are doing a marvelous job themselves"; I also wish to remark that that "N" element contained in that word may in fact be politically incorrect. Oh my, oh my; is there any failure, any malaise, any idiocy on their part that they will not accuse us of?

Poor little, innocent Muslims... They are furious, again, and their little god is, it seems, impotent and desperate – his holy warriors cannot win and we refuse to take orders. Who is "akbar" here, I often wonder.

Thomas Justin Kaze

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