To Mr. Vishvas

Submitted by Michel (United States), Mar 1, 2007 at 20:53

Hookay. I am now a roll - so why not give this one the answer it deserves?

Assuming you are Indian with a healthy patriotism and feeling for those lousy Pakistanis, I am so with you.

Let me take your ideas a step further.

And when we are done with these less-than-donkey - intelligent Untermenschen ( subspecies),
I propose to turn our attention to the Hindus and eradicate them too and here is why:

Those darn call centers in India and computer nerds who take away jobs from decent US people are now really also threatening.

I am sick and tired to call my ISP for some tech support and then end up in Bangalore with someone who tries to explain to me that we have an outage in Ojai....

I consider that as serious impact on my way of life and herewith call for banning all Hindus or deport them.

And while we are at it, India has way tooo many people anyway and a well placed MOAB may help in that regard too.

They are in the process of gobbeling up all our oil, if their economy continues to grow at that rate- that's an act of war - let's attack!

I am sure that Noah with his profound knowledge of clean bombs can help out to preserve the Tadj Mahal, while taking care of those annoying people who are furthermore a threat to our Beef industry.

What the heck - let us take care of the NY cab drivers, mostly Indian too. That would take care of the US obesity problem, as people in the big cities would learn to walk again.

But - hold on - what about the liquor store owners, Indin of nature? if we deported them, then alcoholism may decrease as well.

The more I think about it, I can not come to any other conclusion, that we must declare war first on India, as those mamelukes in the middle east can not really hurt us.

Do you see the logic, Mr. Vishvas?

I recommend Lotus seat, then a hearthy "Ommmhhhhh".

And before they take my sentences out of context again - let me herewith disclaim my above post as nothing but sarcasm or comedy......pretty much the same as the post I replied to - a joke.

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