.... and according to the Koran, ALLAH HATES CAMEL THIEVES and wants them crucified

Submitted by The Grand Infidel of Kaffiristan (Australia), Sep 10, 2008 at 23:36

Shaan Wise, being ever true to his surname , correctly states

..."Investigate and educate yourself. you might find the truth and all the answers you were always looking for."

In Australia, where I live, we have over 700,000 wild camels in our desert regions. These were let loose in the 1800's and like other biological organisms from that part of the world , bred successfully and have displaced native species in many areas.

There is a fledgling camel industry which exports live camels back to the Middle East for who knows what purposes. There are from time to time reports of camel stealing from outback farms.

In my efforts to find a solution for camel farmers , I have found in the Koran - the book dictated by 'Allah' - the perfect answer - crucifixion. Yes, recommended by Allah himself.

"When the Apostle of Allah . . . cut off (the hands and feet of) those who had stolen his camels and he had their eyes put out by fire (heated nails), Allah reprimanded him on that (action), and Allah, the Exalted, revealed: "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Apostle and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is execution or crucifixion." (Abu Dawud, no. 4357)"

Good old Allah, always trumps Mohammed doesn't he? When Mohammed makes the mistake of just blinding those pesky thieves with hot nails - 'Allah' steps in to show him the True Way'.

So, 'Shaan', thank you for the great advice - I'll be writing to the Northern Territory Police Minister with this great suggestion. I can just imagine driving into Darwin from the south - seeing it just as the Via Appia was in ancient Rome - lined on the left and right with the lifeless crucified bodies of those miscreant , anti-social thieves hanging in the sun. This would be a great wanring to all who transgress the Sharia.

And , guess what - it just doesn't stop there!!! Wisdom appears in many places in the Koran Those people around the world who have still have imaginary problems with Jews - whom they wouldn't know if they fell over - can find encouragement from Mo himself. Look what it says - about promised future events:

""the messenger of Allah PBUH said: "The hour of judgment shall not happen until the Muslims fight the Jews. The Muslims shall kill the Jews to the point that the Jew shall hide behind a big rock or a tree and the rock or tree shall call on the Muslim saying: hey, O Muslim there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him, except the Gharqad tree which will not say, for it is the tree of Jews."

So many wise teachings, I feel so embarrassed at not having recognised this fount of all wisdom in the past.

So there you go, it's fantastic. I've investigated the Koran - and certainly found the truth about it. And while they weren't exactly the answers I was looking for - I must say I'm astonished they made it to print.

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