so how long are we going to be patient?

Submitted by nonmuslim (Canada), Dec 14, 2008 at 01:06

>1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
> a. Superman
> b. Jay Leno
> c. Harry Potter
> d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
>2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
>massacred by
> a. Olga Corbett
> b. Sitting Bull
> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> a. Lost Norwegians
> b. Elvis
> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
> a. John Dillinger
> b. The King of Sweden
> c. The Boy Scouts
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> a. A pizza delivery boy
> b. Pee Wee Herman
> c. Geraldo Rivera
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
>old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
> a. The Smurfs
> b. Davey Jones
> c. The Little Mermaid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
> a. Captain Kidd
> b. Charles Lindberg
> c. Mother Teresa
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> a. Scooby Doo
> b. The Tooth Fairy
> c. The Sundance Kid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
> a. Richard Simmons
> b. Grandma Moses
> c. Michael Jordan
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
> a. Mr. Rogers
> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
>problems
> c. The World Wrestling Federation
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
>missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two,
>one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed
>by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> c. Mr. Bean
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> a. Enron
> b. The Lutheran Church
> c. The NFL
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> a. Bonnie and Clyde
> b. Captain Kangaroo
> c. Billy Graham
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>Nope, .I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
>So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
>intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be
>allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of
>80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
>identification, secret agents who are members of the President's
>security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of
>Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
>between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

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