Allah confesses

Submitted by Ianus (Poland), Mar 3, 2009 at 09:27

Ibn Masud,

if Allah doesn't make me as forgetful as you , you still owe me some answers on the previous topics. Surely, you aren't going to submit them, as you're unable to say anything senseful and matter-of-fact. So instead you recommence your trite ' Doneky's song' "Kafir bad, Moslem good, Allah best!" ... We all do know beforehand what your point is ! What we know for a fact is that you will never learn anything rational. Islam has killed in you that distinctive capacity of rational thinking which makes us humans so different from e.g. the aforementioned donkeys.

But if you really want us to show to you again and again how primitive, illogical, contradictory and infantile all your Islam is - with its blabla Allah , blabla prophets and the hysterical Moslem horde, then keep on provoking us! ...

> Deer Mr Ianus and Plato:

Some info for both of you:

> Allah does not like to throw anyone in the HELL (may HE save us all from this ugle place).<

Hahaha! ... Poor Allah ! ...I pity him , Yes, I do! ... He can't do what he likes! ... Allah doing things under duresse ... ;) Is so , then when you Moslems decapitate a kafir like the Polish engineer in Pakistan or a Musima in NY recently , Allah moans and cries and must feel guilty... "Oh, poor me! -says Allah- I don't like this ugly Slavonic ras (=head) to crown the Everest of skulls erected in my honour ... oh, I am guilty ! ... You there Ianus, you sweet bastard of a Slav kafir , you deserve paradise , I know ... But I know also that you do know I can't change The Mother of The Book or my ibn Masud , can I ? ... If I could, I'd have to send another prophet ...Perhaps you , Ianus ?... Will you do me , your Allah, a favour and become my prophet, Ianus ?... No? .... Damn! I knew you wouldn't do that! ... I was joking, you know ... Anyway, sorry for setting on Ibn Massud on you ... He is no equal to you ... ! ... No real systematic education ... just random googling...five times a day mind-deadening prayers... The brightest intellect would get degenerated , let alone that of ibn Masud ! ... My poor slave! ... I'll arrange some extra huris for his sweat and stress caused by his poor replies to Ianus! ... But , Ianus, please don't misunderstand me ! ... Frankly, I admit all my Moslems are so nastily stupid , so illogical , so brainless ... Well, true, it's my fault ! ... I see your point but you have to see mine as well ! I don't like throwing you into hell but I have to ... It's hard to be Allah , believe me! ... The hardest imaginable job ever ... Ibn Masud's wish will not come true. I will not save all from its flames . I am not a mad god! What would my Moslmes do then? They would all turn kafirs ! If I didn't terrorize them into remaining Moslems , they would choose anything but Islam ! ... Treacherous, cowardly rabble! I know them too well and so I have to be pitiless and hard with them ! ... But I can't overdo either. I must show mercy here and there! Without heavenly brothels and bloodbaths on earth, I couldn't win their tribal hearts and minds ...You know the rest!

> He has also sent many prophets like Ibrahim, Moses, Jesus, Muhammed and 4 major books to WARN us against breaking HIS laws.<

Clever Allah ! Instead of appearing himself , he sent his stoodges and puppets ! And when things went wrong as he knew they would , he didn't blame himself but his slaves for their master's failures ! But think , if only Allah had been a more professional god or had more qualified prophets! ...But as things stand... all bungled !!! ...

> Anyone who takes His laws as a MOCKERY, then they deserve the punishment that is written in the books- very simple !!

Wow! It's so simple , so very simple that ony an idiot can understand that ! ... By the way, was Allah also an idiot ? As an omnipotent god, he must have that capacity ...otherwise he wouldn't be omnipotent, would he? ... No mockery intended ! ;)

> If you commit Murder or Treason in US, your punishment is Death !! (Is it unjustified?)<

Of course, it is justified! Who gave you a right to violently, sadistically exterminate a human life as you Moslems do as a routine to us kafirs ? Allah? But your Allah is a gross swindle, a figment of the sick mind, a delirious fairy tale of Mohammed , the bloody psychopath that hunkered to satisfy his atavistic instincts and moulded his followers in his own base image !

> Why is it easy for you to understand the constitution and man made laws of a country called USA, but hard to understand the Laws of your Creator (ALLAH) who gives you everything ?

Ask your Allah why ! Tell him also that until he pops up in person to clarify things, no one is going ready to consider the stupid claims made by Moslems!

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