Ibn Masud, I'll be a good humble and obedient kafir. I promise!

Submitted by Ianus (Poland), Mar 10, 2009 at 19:24

Salamaleykum, Grand infidel of Kaffiristan!

Thanks for admonishing me ! Indeed, not just ibn Masud but Allah himself ( may the Prophet extol his name across all the paradises and all the hells created by Him ! ) must be displeased with my reprehensible conduct and untowards utterances. I do know that for I have written/said/done before , in Saudi Arabia or any other Moslem land ibn Masud comes from my right hand would be cut off, my tongue torn away and given to the stray dogs for breakfast, my head being finally severed from my torso to be exposed in the internet gallery of " Mercy of the Religion of Peace for Everybody" .

So I do solemnly promise that from now on I will be a good kafir and will always and ever approve of and praise whatever ibn Masud or any other Moslem in his limitless knowledge of all things Islamic and un-Islamic thanks to his close friendship and uninterrupted comminucation with the abovementioned Allah may reveal, expose, command or suggest. I also do promise to pay my annual jizya as prescribed in the holy Quran to the last penny to contribute this way to both my further existence on earth which otherwise would be quite unjustified Islamically and to promote the worldwide jihad on whose front ibn Masud through his personal and unselfish bravery as well as expertise in the field of propaganda and deception is gaining brilliant victories on behalf the great cause of Islam. May Allah mutiply the number of the virgins foreseen for him in the heavenly brothel whose permanent and fully satisfied customer ibn Masud should become as soon as possible ! May Allah, the grand ...of 99 names, help him all along on that upward path there!

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