What's Wrong With Them?

Submitted by Sofa Sogood (United States), Oct 31, 2008 at 17:00

Overheard an older man, giving advice to his filandering newly married young male friend.

A -- "Even if she catches you red handed, deny, deny, deny."

"Then pretend you're offended."

B -- "Won't that make her doubt her own sanity?"

A -- "Yeah, but it'll keep her off balance, and you'll come out on top. Remember, she wants to trust you. Never let her get the upper hand."

The result of this marriage was that, a year later, the young woman had to be committed to a mental institution.

Obama's come out of the bedroom with desheviled clothes, and lipstick on his collar. We hear a woman's voice in the background.

But some of us still accept his ridiculous denials.

They want to trust him so badly, they add their denials to his.

It's Twilight Zone time.

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