More Quranic disasters and this time al-darba al-kabeera or the big bang theory! read and laugh

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Sep 28, 2011 at 07:30

Our dear Amin I'm still waiting for my buraq ticket so I can fly to London so you and I can converse in Arabic a language that you cannot read speak or write

Oh the Quranic disaster of the day?: For the readers we are told by Muslims that we can find the big bang theory mentioned in the Qur'an as in Q21:31 where it says السماوات والارض كانتا رتقا ففتقناهما sobhanallah now we have the Quranic نظرية الدربة الكبيرة aka the big bang theory! so let me translate the above

1. al-samawat means the skies/heavens

2. wa al-ard means the earth

3. kanata means the two were

4. ratqa means (one) stitched piece (of cloth)

5. fafataqnahuma or we unstiched them

Or the skies/heavens were one stitched piece (of cloth) and we unstitched them!

Really? so this is the big bang theory? Sonhanallah

Allah is saying that earth and the skies were like one stitched piece and he unstitched them!

If this is not drivel I have no idea what is really drivel and if I want to know about the big bang theory then I have to read what kuffar write about it as in http://www.umich.edu/~gs265/bigbang.htm and i do not see any stitching and unstitching

How about the rest of the universe? Is it still stuck to the ratq? and with all this stitching and unstitching did Allah develop carpal tunnel syndrome? and what happened to the sun and the moon did he unstitch them too from al-ratq? Oh let me see and now they are according to the Qur'an fi kul falak yasbahuun or they are orbiting the flat earth that is the central of the universe that Allah unstitched from the skies!

Drivel and more drivel from a so called holy book

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