If so then I must be in good company and the word for today is fadiha or scandal Oh I forgot no Arabic allowed in this blog as per our dear Terrence

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), May 18, 2009 at 07:41

Our dear Terrence ...

>you seem to have some difficulty with your english.

Oh yeah then I'm in good company and yes I do have my share of typos and all but it seems that Allah also makes mistakes in grammar and he also has many typos in his book al-Qur'an a book that you cannot read in Arabic and what a fadiha (scandal) after all I'm just a human being and I can make mistakes but Allah making mistakes in grammar and many typos?what a fadiha

Oh you want some examples right?

1. Your Allah's rasm (oh the word rasm? I do not translate Arabic for wannabe Arabs like you and the English language would not help you either mr ignorant) of the word al-rrahmaani in surat al-fatiha is:

ALRHMN

Right our dear Terrence? But wait: the 3ulama edited such big time typo and big time mistake as follows: by adding a fatha and a shadda above the letter reh ( i guess Allah had no clue about al-shadda or double consonants in his native tongue Arabic and what a fadiha) the letter hah with a sukun and then the letter meem with an alif added, yes added (and what a scandal), as your Allah did not seem to know that there is an alif after the meem then we have the nuun and a kasra below the nuun right our dear Terrence the tablighee? and now we have

AL-RRaHMaaNi

Where the upper cases represent the rasm and the lower cases the editing and the missing letters and vowels added, yes added, by the masorites (oh the masorites? may be you can ask your Mullah to tell you what this word means but I doubt it very much as it is a Hebrew word) to fix Allah's typo and so much for the unedited Qur'an

So when you tell us next time that the Qur'an has never been edited then think of al-rrahmaani

But I can forgive Allah and his typo if it is only one time but wait this typo is repeated 112 times (except in surat al-tauba whihc does not have the bism allah etc...) so you see it must be a mistake in spelling right our dear Terrence al-tablighee? so if Allah can make a mistake in his native tongue Arabic then why not me making mistakes?

The real question now is how can we get in touch with Allah, and I will do the talking as the poor guy does not speak Urdu, so he can fix this little mistake in his al-lawh al-mahfooz and what a joke

2. Oh another mistake in grammar in the Qur'an? The most celebrated mistake is

Ina hadhan (sic) la sahiran

Wow your Allah had no clue about a basic Arabic language grammar rule that a child in a kuttab will know (oh a kuttab? It is like your glorious madrassa) and it is ina wa akhawatiha tansub al-mubtada' wa tarfa3 al-khabar and let me fix allah's poor grammar

ina hadhayn la sahiran

What a fadiha so you see if Allah can make mistakes in his native tongue Arabic then why not us mortals making mistakes in English?

So do you paln (oh darn it a typo) to go and lecture Allah too about his typos and mistakes in grammar? You know what? al-wahabiyuun will not be very happy as to them you are not more than another maskeen min el-hind aw al-bakistan or the poor from India or Pakistan

Oh more mistakes in grammar and spelling in the Qur'an? Just ask and there are many of them

So did you make up your mind and would it be the virgins or the boys in your Allah's little paradise?

I urge you to stop your delusions and get a life and yes you are boring and I urge you to abandon Islam and to revert back to the religion of your Hindu ancestors

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