Our dear Raul and more Quranic disasters: Allah can have a son! What stops him? He does not have a girl friend!

Submitted by dhimmi no more, Jan 12, 2019 at 11:12

Our dear Raul al-tablighee must be unaware of the disasters in the Qur'an and this time is Surat al-An'am 101 it says

أَنَّىٰ يَكُونُ لَهُ وَلَدٌ وَلَمْ تَكُن لَّهُ صَاحِبَةٌ

This can be rendered as:

How can Allah have a son if he does not have a girl friend! (yes folks girl friend)!

Then I must conclude that:

1. Allah must be a man

2. He has a penis!

3. If he finds a girl friend he will have sex and then he can have a son!

4. This means that Allah is not omnipotent

5. Hey our dear Raul you think we should hook up the poor guy with a dating app?

More disasters?

Surat al-Anbiya' 17

لَوْ أَرَدْنَا أَن نَّتَّخِذَ لَهْوًا لَّاتَّخَذْنَاهُ مِن لَّدُنَّا

This can be rendered as: If we want to take a woman for fun, we will take it from ours

So the question is who are the "ours" or لَّدُنَّا? The revered al-Jalalyn tafsir tells us that it is:

"لَاِتَّخَذْنَاهُ مِنْ لَدُنَّا" مِنْ عِنْدنَا مِنْ الْحُور الْعِين وَالْمَلَائِكَة

This can be rendered as: We will take it from our (or) al-Hur al-'Ayn and the angels!

What a disaster: Allah would have sex with an angel? Or one of his Hurs? Care to explain our dear Raul?

Your Allah is a man with all the plumping of a man!

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