LOOK AT THE GLEE OUR MUSLIM BROTHERS FEEL

Submitted by Proud Indian (India), Apr 13, 2008 at 05:11

Dear All,

I went through all the comments listed above and by god, This is one Forum here every one agrees fully on !!!!

Every Muslim & Non Muslim brother is happy that MJ is converting into ISLAM. Heres why,

After reaching delirious height of fame, fortune, & (white skin as well ), it was pretty down hill from there, flopped albums, spiralling litigious costs for defense against child abuse cases, debts and maintainance of Cuckoo land oops thats neverneverland.. MJ had to do something to get his house in order on the below mentioned fronts.

Spiritual: Sodomy and child abuse is a serious offence. There is no escape from the stigma attached. Which religion offers to cleanse all the sins you have committed and offer you a place in heaven after you convert?? no points for guessing the answer. also Mohmd Jassan ( Michael Jackson ) can teach some serious crotch grabbing sessions at all the leading madrassas where he can have unlimited access to small kids.

Financial : Once he is converted, i am sure the Royal Family of Saudi Arabia will pick his Tab for legal bills, get his finances in shape and of course finance his refurnishing of nevernever land. The place can seriously do well with a couple of Minarets and a Huge Prayer hall!!!.

Career : I am sure with a little bit of brushing up on his arabic language. We can have Al-Dangerous, Al-Bad, coming soon in all music stores in the middle east.

I am sure every muslim is happy to take their new brother in embrace.. WHAT A POSTER BOY HE WOULD BE FOR ISLAM.!!!

Too bad, Jack the Ripper wasn't caught, i am sure britains imams would have lined up to convert him too..

regards,

Proud Indian

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