Our dear Nuray al-tablighee and his bogus translations of the Qur'an

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Oct 3, 2009 at 10:07

Our dear Nuray the follower of deen al-irhab wa rab al-irhab wa rasul al-irhab

Oh the transliterated Arabic? I do not translate Arabic for wannabe Arabs like you! Oh may be you can ask one of your Arab masters to tell you what the above means! Oh your Mullah? do not even try

>Quran 3:54 "And the disbelievers planned, but Allah planned. And Allah is the best of planners" this verse is about Jesus.

Nor really this aya is about Allah claiming to be the biggest makkar! Oh makkar? let me see your Allah says in Arabic a language that you cannot read speak or write mr demagogue

wa makaruu wa makara allah wa allahu khayru al-maakiirina

Or:

1. wa makaruu means and they decieved

2. wa makara Allah means and allah decieved (read this in present tense due to grammatical aspect)

3. wa allahu means and allah

4. khayru al-maakirina means and best of (those) that decieve

Or: and they decieved and Allah decieves and Allah is the best of those who decieve

ROTFL Your Allah calls himself makkar! or he who decieves! What a fadiha or scandal

Even Pickthall who was stupid enough to be converted by ignorant tablighees like you translates this little gem as

and they schemed and allah schemed and allah is the best schemer

ROTFL Oh Allah the schemer aka the deciever

For the readers the words makkar (he who decieves) makr (decieving) belong to the root MKR

Now let us look at your bogus translation:

1. Where would I find the word al-kuffar or even al-ladhinna ankaru al-iman in the aya? you will not find either

2. Where would i find the word yudabir oh he plans or tadbiir or planning in the above aya mr ignorant you will not find either one but you will find the root MKR and Allah describing himself as big time makkar or the best deciever and as if we did not know

3. You think we should add al-makkar al-kabeer to his 99 other names?

4. Oh and here is your bonus for today: the ulama EDITED your Allah's poor Arabic spelling in the word ALMKRIN by adding an alif after the meem and a kasra below the reh and a sukun above the yeh and a fatha above the nuun et voila we have AL-MaaKiRiIINa and what a fadiha Allah does not even know his Arabic. And so much for the unedited Qur'an

So you see it is you that is publishing "FAKE TRANSLATION OF HOLY BOOKS" right mr fake?

And do us a favor there is a the before holy and stick to urdu

>Allah had plan to protect Jesus.

Really? he did? oh i forgot that he is makkar

>Let's read the next verse 3:55 " when Allah said, "O Jesus, indeed I will take you and raise you to Myself and purify you from those who disbelieve and make those who follow you [in submission to Allah alone] superior to those who disbelieve until the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is your return, and I will judge between you concerning that in which you used to differ"

Oh where would I find in the above aya in Arabic a language that you cannot read speak or write

fi al-istislam lel lahi wahduhu or your bogus (in submission to Allah alone) you will not find it in the aya and do you know that this means? It means that you are editing your Allah's book. You think that I should tell your maters the Arabs and al-wahabiyuun that call your likes a maskeen min el-bakistan aw al-hind is editing Allah's book? you will have fatwat al-takfeer issued against you at the blink of an eye

And do you know what this means? It means that you are providing us with a FAKE TRANSLATION OF HOLY BOOK right mr fake?

Do you know what this aya means? It means:

1. Jesus did not die as per your Allah al-makkar right?

2. And the only thing that does not die is God right?

3. Then congratulations our dear Nuray al-tablighee but the Qur'an a book that you cannot read in Arabic says that Jesus is really your Allah and that Allah is really makkar

4. Oh there is more: and jesus created life albeit bi idhin allah right?and only a god can create life right mr fake? then congratulations but it seems that Jesus is really your Allah

5. And do not forget that your Allah says that Jesus cured the blind and th leper right? we know that Jesus was not a doctor and only a god can cure the blind and the leper then congratulations our dear Nuary the fake but it seems that Jesus is your Allah

6. Jesus raised the dead right? It seems that only a god can do that then Jesus must be your Allah and I'm not even the author of this poorn theology

>We are in internet age.

Really? Muslims like you that are victims of islam and Arabian imperialism still live in the dark ages

>One can reach any holly ebook.

You can even "reach" the Qur'an on the web but you cannot even read it in Arabic remember? what a fake

> I wouldn't believe that if I read God defines himself as a liar or deceiver.

Hello: your Allah calls himself al-makkar or he who decieves and it is not us infidles

> Please read more than one translation to choose real one.

Islamic gobbeldygook

> Fake translation might mislead you.

The fake translation is yours and the ignorant is you and the demagogue is you

>What you wrote don't bother Muslims but please non-Muslims. Is this what you wanted?

I urge you to abandon islam and be free again and stop moving from one infidel land to another and you know what? there is no difference between you tablighees and Christian missionaries

Oh and get a life

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