For indigestion in Allah's paradise: Allah dispenses "perfumed sweating" that is supposed to help it! What a disaster

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jun 30, 2012 at 13:55

I have a question for you our dear Md the wannabe Arab would it be the 72 virgins for you or the boys of Allah's heaven ... t?

Food of Jannah

ROTFL Pakistani/English/Arabic no it is akl al-janna and you need to stick to urdu

They will eat foods and fruits continuously up to 40 years.

Really? no wonder that there should be an epidemic of morbid obesity but what happens after the 40 years? Let me guess Allah runs out of food?

Every bowl will have a new taste.

I like Thai food does Allah serve it? Oh darn it it is kafir food you see our dear Md I love pork and bacon and wine so would i find this in every bowl?

They will take eructation which will digest the food

Hello: burping would get you to digest food? How?

and there will be perfumed sweating for the digestion of water.

Sobhanallah perfumed sweating to digest food

Why is Allah's pre-occupation with burping and digestion any guesses?

There will be no urine and stool.

No number one and no number two? Really?

Ridiculous but again this is what islam is all about

Oh I'm not done with you as of yet

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