Our dear Ar. Md.Shafiq Mohiuddin صلى الله عليه وسلم and the Qur'an says that Allah can have a son if he finds a "girlfriend"!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jan 4, 2023 at 14:53

Our dear Ar. Md.Shafiq Mohiuddin wrote this little gem:

>ONE WHO BEGETS NOT, NOR WAS BEGOTTEN.

Your Allah also says in Surat al-Anbiya': 17:

لَوْ أَرَدْنَا أَن نَّتَّخِذَ لَهْوًا لَّاتَّخَذْنَاهُ مِن لَّدُنَّا إِن كُنَّا فَاعِلِينَ

Or: (The speaker here is Allah) If We want to take a GIRLFRIEND (Lahwa is a woman to have fun with) we would have taken him (sic this word should be feminine or لاتخذناها and a kafir like me fixed your Allah's poor command of Arabic grammar) from among us if we are to do it

So what is a Lahw? al-Qurtubi comes to the rescue and tell us that Lahw means: واللهو المرأة بلغة اليمن

Or al-Lahw is the woman in the language of Yemen

Your Allah is saying if you and I can find him a girlfriend he will be able to have a son! The poor guy never heard about "Dating Apps" What a disaster

This means that we can either we believe this verse or his rantings in Sural al-Ikhlas that you are quoting!

More? Allah loves to repeat himself so he says in Surat al-An'am: 101

أنى يكون له ولد ولم تكن له صاحبة

Or: Truly how can He has a son and he does not have a Sahiba or GIRLFRIEND!

You think we should tell him about Dating Apps?

Dear readers: This is an example of Quranic "Variant Traditions" which could mean that the Qur'an has multiple authors.

More disasters? the revered al-Jalalyn tell us in their Tafsir:

«لو أردنا أن نتخذ لهواً» ما يلهى به من زوجة أو ولد «لاتخذناه من لدنا» من عندنا من الحور العين والملائكة

Or: If We (Allah) want to take a Lahwan, what the fun he will have with a wife or son, We would have taken it (m.) from among us Hur al-'Ayn and the angels

To make it simple: If Allah is to have a wife/girlfriend he will have a wife/girlfriend from either the Hur or the angels! So Allah would be having sex with an angel? What a disaster!

Notice that even the revered al-Jalalyan are editing Allah's strange Arabic and the Quranic حور عين becomes the correct Arabic حور العين

Your Allah can have a son if you can find for him a woman or may be a Hur or an Angel!

See? The more you dish out your Tablighee nonsense the more you will be embarrassing yourself.

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