Our dear Raul who is "not a Muslim" is not aware that I'm in good company

Submitted by dhimmi no more, Sep 17, 2018 at 17:31

Oh boys and girls, look who is back? Our dear Raul who is "not a Muslim"

Sobhanallah, our dear Raul is the "apostrophe" inspector today and he wrote:

>But here's an English pro tip to go with your Arabic help...its camel's urine... apostrophe s indicating urine from a camel, not "camels urine" because its not necessarily plural.

Guilty your honor.

"pro tip"? Seriously? See? You are only embarrassing yourself It is Protip Mr genius here check this

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Protip

Do yourself a favor and stick to Urdu and stop watching the moron Zakir Naik and the fraud Ahmad Deedat

However, I'm in good company after all your so called Allah makes mistakes in spelling of perfect Arabic words. Oh examples? I'm glad you asked:

1. بسم tsk...tsk...tsk it is بإسم! What a disaster Allah corrects his mistake in Q96:1 where he spells the word as بإسم ! How did this happen our dear Raul al-Tablighee? Did the goat eat the missing alif/hamza?

2. الرحمن let me fix this poor spelling it is الرحمان ! What to the missing alif? It must be the darn goat!

3. سورة المدثر What a disaster Allah cannot spell the word المدثر So a Meccan pagan like me will fix it. It is المتدثر ! You don't believe me? Check al-Tabari if you can read Arabic which I doubt very much

4. Here is another spelling disaster رحمت It should be رحمة! And you know what if an Arabic speaking child spell the word رحمة as رحمت he/she will flunk his/her grammar class

5. Oh more? الصلوة and الزكوة? Seriously?

And these are only a few examples. More? just ask

Oh, mistakes in grammar? The big one is ان هذان لساحران ! Your Allah must have missed the class when the topic was ان واخواتها

What a disaster

So you see our dear Raul al-tablighee I'm in good company with your Allah

You see our dear Raul al-tablighee this exchange is about Islam the God of Islam and prophet Quthm and the language of Islam. It is not about the English language

But let me guess, you are jealous that a kafir like me knows Arabic and you do not right our dear Raul al-tablighee?

Stay tuned for الوالي والموالي! Oh الوالي والموالي? You can ask your Mullah to tell you what it means but I doubt it very much that he speaks Arabic!

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