Our dear masood and his imaginary friend Fred . Read and enjoy part trois

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 27, 2008 at 09:28

Oh I'm glad that you did ask about voodoo science and cosmology and medicine in the book of ignorance

>How could a small book like Quran talks about scientific facts to be discovered later in scientific age only ( like embryology, cosmology, about oceans, about clouds, mountains e.t.c.)?-

Really? Then the Qur'an is really a book of science? Well let me see:

1. Allah says that wa al-ard ba3da dhalika dahaaha or Allah made the earth flat and no the word dahaaha does not mean baydat al-na3ama it means he made it flat so is the earth flat our dear masood?

2. Oh Allah's little comet is shihab mubeen. Right? So is the comet hot our dear masood? In actual fact a shihab is the opposite of hot

3. Is menstruation a disease as your Allah claims? Not really and how come he did not know that?

4. Semen comes form your kidneys! Bizarre so does semen come from your kidneys?You think we shoud tell Allah that this is not true?

5. Your Allah tells us that the earth and the skies were oncee a piece of cloth or ratq and he fataqahum or he unstitched them! So was earth and the skies one of piece cloth at one time? and it makes you wonder how about the other stars? are they still stuck to the skies that he unstitched from earth?

6. Allah says that we are the product of a clot or 3alaq. Really? it seems that Allah had no clue that we are the product of the union of a sperm and an ovum. You think we should tell him about the birds and bees and that the fetus is the the result of the union of an ovum and a sperm and that the fetus is not a clot?So much for Allah's embryology!

7. Allah tells us that the earth is the center of the universe and that the moon and the sun orbit earth and straight out of Ptolemy's Almagest so you think that we should tell your Allah to stop reading Ptolemy? Do you have Allah's e-mail address?and are you aware that the late mufti of Saudi Arabia wrote a book called :'Jarayan al-shams wa al-amar wa sukun al-ard" and do you know what this means? It means that that fool agrees with his Allah and the bogus science in the Qur'an that earth is the center of the universe and that both the moon and the sun orbit earth. So does the sun orbit earth?

8. Oh the mountains: So Allah tells us that he created the mountains so the skies that he just unstitched from earth does not come down crashing on your little bed (farash)! ROTFL So is this why we have the mountains?

9. Or did he create the mountains so they can act like a rawasi or pegs so we would not have earthquakes! But wait: even with mountians in Pakiland Pakistanis still get earthquakes.

10. Oh the day or al-nihar: your Allah says that the day is the result of Allah yughashi al-layl or he covers the night! really? You think that we should tell Allah that this is not how we get our days? And who takes care of the universe when Allah is doing all this covering and uncovering?

11. Oh al-layl or the night?: (Q36:36-40) Allah says that he yaslukh al-nihar (skin the day) et voila now we have the night. You think that we should tell Allah that this is not how the night come about? and how about the arctic summer day? Do you think that the skin that your Allah yaslukh is stuck and this is why we have the 24/7 summer days? So much for drivel

12. Oh the fetus and the perfect creator: are you aware that 25% of pregnancies end in spontaneous abrotions? Do you know that this means? It means that your Allah is not a perfect creator.

13. Oh the foreskin: So your Allah creates baby boys and baby girls with foreskins (yes the clitoris has a foreskin) and then he goes ooops foreskin has to go. Tsk...tsk...tsk not a perfect creator in the least

14. Oh there is more: your Allah admits that he is not a perfect creator in Q97:6 where he describes the jews and christians as the worst of his creations! Indeed pathetic

15. Allah also admits in surat al-ikhlas that he does not begot which means that he cannot be your creator. So much for Alah the omnipotent and his embryology

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