Our dear masood and more drivel and Quranic voodoo science

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 31, 2008 at 12:47

So is the earth falt our dear masood and does the sun orbit earth our dear masood? and your answer is?

>Dr. Maurice Bucaille "Two verses in the Qur'an deal with sexual relations themselves...When translations and explanatory commentaries are consulted however, one is struck by the divergences between them. I have pondered for a long time on the translation of such verses (In plain English that means there is "an improbability or a contradiction, prudishly called a `difficulty'" ), and am indebted to Doctor A. K. Giraud, Former Professor at the Faculty of Medicine, Beirut, for the following:

gobbledygook

>`(Man was fashioned from a liquid poured out. It issued (as a result) of the conjunction of the sexual area of the man and the sexual area of the woman.'

So? But I'm happy that Allah now knows about the birds and bees.

But notice that Allah had no clue that a man can have that "liquid' but what would do the job are the little guys called in Arabic: al-hayawan al-manawi (al-hayawanat al-manawiiya plural) or the sperm(s) so where would I find the term al-hayawan al-manawi in the Qur'an? Let me guess you will not find it

And what is missing is the ovum or al-bayda and it seems that Allah did not know that the "liquid" from the man is not enough without al-hayawan al-manawi and even with a hayawan manawi or not we must have an egg in-order to have a baby. You think we should tell Allah? Oh and do you have his e-mail address?And you think we should tell him that a fetus is not a clot but the union between al-hayawan al-manawi wa al-bayda?

Oh and you think we should tell him that we must get him fired as 25% of pregnanices end in spontaneous abortions? Tsk...tsk...tsk...not a good creator

>"The sexual area of the man is indicated in the text of the Qur'an by the word sulb (singular). The sexual areas of the woman are designated in the Qur'an by the word tara'ib (plural).

gobbledygook

>"This is the translation which appears to be most satisfactory."

really? and more drivel

>Mr. dhimmi please, don't lie. Are they all Muslim Scientists you need to check again.

ROTFL you are asking us to believe infidels right? and ignorant infidels? Right? what a joke

For the readers; In our dear masood the wannabe arab he is now appealling to the knowledge of two infidels

>They are great scientists from U.S., Canada, etc.

I thought that these two guys are French

>You do not have courage to see my friend so why you keep imagining. Are you not imaginary and delusional, scared of truth which you do not like to admit.

Oh the word delusional again. Do you really know what the word delusional means? Let me help you: it means that some ignorant Arabs claimed that some deity spoke to him now do you get it? and it also means that your imaginary friend Fred is nothin but delusions

And what does this have to do with the fact that the so called science in the Qur'an is no more than voodoo science?

And admit what? that you are ignorant? or that you are a victim of Arabian imerialism? or that your imaginary friend Fred is no more than a Muslim/Pakistani topos? so which one is it?

>I remain happy because I try my best to never tell a lie unlike you. Mr. dhimmi, follow goodness and be happy, I insures your happiness with bless of Eishuar or only one creator.

More goblbledygook and what on earth is "Eishuar"?

>Really? so you are not a proud graduate of a Pakistani madrassa?I did not know that

No you give me your phone number first and more delusions and I urge you to join our dear Khuram and revert to Hinduism and our dear Sohail and join him for a meal of pork and wine

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